The Black Phone GC (with gen z humor)

part 3: give him a break 🙄

GC: gays🙄
sunday
4:54p.m.

*invisiblegriffin is online*

invisiblegriffin: hey guys😋

*robinsbandana is online*
*pinballvance is online*

robinsbandana: holy shit is finn ok?? ive literally been biting my nails waiting for like any messages or signs of life

*mintyman is online*

*mintyman took a screenshot of chat*

mintyman: @finsarm
mintyman: @finsarm
mintyman: @finsarm
mintyman: look at dms dumbass

*finsarm is online*
*finsarm is offline*

invisiblegriffin: anywho, yes robin finney is great:D  besides the lecture he got from bruce was hilarious. he went full on mom mode🤭🤭

robinsbandana: ok but like what even happened??

invisiblegriffin: oh he just jumped out of the window.😁😁

pinballvance: wait what how'd he survive????

invisiblegriffin: damn i thought you were smarter than this 🫢

robinsbandana: no but like seriously how?

invisiblegriffin: we got there in time and he landed on the blanket 👍

robinsbandana: thank fuck. he scared the shit out of me😭😭

pinballvance: i didnt really care but i was just scared he was gonna bring bruce down with em tbh.

*newsboy is online*
*newsboy took a screenshot of the chat*
*newsboy went offline*

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GC: just kill me already
sunday
5:13 p.m.

newsboy: (enter screenshot of the chat) 🍵🍵🫣🫣

mintyman: finney thank you for jumping out of a window.

finsarm: you and me both 😨

invisiblegriffin: fags🙄🙄🙄

newsboy: like you aren't 🤔🤔🤨🤨

invisiblegriffin: .... billy i will beat your ass

newsboy: i meaan..

invisiblegriffin: no. you personally make me homophobic

newsboy: yes sir🧎

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GC: gays🙄
monday
3:54 p.m.

mintyman: hey has anyone heard from finney since school ended. me him and griffin were supposed to hangout after school but he hasent responded to any of our calls or messages.

pinballvance: shit idk im already home

robinsbandana: yeah same i havent heard from him and he was supposed to study at my house today

newsboy: study huh🤨🤨 and ur sure thats all 🤔🤔

robinsbandana: yea im actually horrible at math and hes like the best at it we all know this 😀😀

invisiblegriffin: true tbh

mintyman: GUYS OLEASE SHUT UO FOR ALL WE KNOW OUR FRIEND COULD BE GETTING KIDNAPPED RN AND YOUR LITERALLY TALKING AB STUDYING RN?!?