GC: gays🙄
Wednesday
1:32 p.m.finsarm: guys
finsarm: hello
finsarm: istfg why am i always texting first this is homophobic😭*everyone is online*
invisiblegriffin: you always text first cuz ur a queer
mintyman: that dont even add up tf🤨
finsarm: CAN WE ALL AGREE THAT LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE GC IS QUEER OR GAY. STOP USING UT AS A COME BACK IT DONT MAKE SENCE😭😫
pinballvance: who tf said i was gay?????
newsboy: vance. it didnt even need tk be out into words for us all to know. dont worry king we suppost you😝🏳️🌈👨❤️💋👨
pinballvance: billy istg i will curb stomp you if you dont stfu
newsboy: damn alright nvm.
finsarm: can yall please stfu me and robin have something to tell you guys🙄🤭
mintyman: HERE WE GO GUYS!!!🎉
robinsbandana: well guys probably already know what im about to say but.. me and fin are officially dating:)
finsarm:🤭
mintyman: LETS GOOOO 👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨
invisiblegriffin: it took you long enough.
newsboy: agreed^
finsarm: can you stop bullying me and be happy for once😭😭
pinballvance: how was the movie
finsarm: wait they knew?
robinsbandana: yeah actuslly before i asked you made a separate gc with them asking what i should do cuz im a dumbass😁
mintyman: yeah i can send ss it was really cute
finsarm: no its alright👍
invisiblegriffin: so what are you guys doing now??
robinsbandana: well i walked fin home now im omw home
robinsbandana: since when are black vans im fashion🤣🤨pinballvance:...
invisiblegriffin:...
mintyman:...
newsboy:...
finsarm: ROBIN RUUNNNN
robinsbandana: nah wait hes trying tk show me a magic trick
invisiblegriffin: istg are you dumb🤦
finsarm: IS HE RUNNING. ISTG WHY CANT I BE HAPPY
mintyman: wait actually is he like good?
pinballvance: do i need to go help or something??
finsarm: ROBIN WHERE ARE YOU
finsarm: ROBIN PLEASE😭😭😭😭😭robinsbandana: damn that guys crazy🙄
everyone: ...wth...
robinsbandana: what
finsarm: ROBIN ARELLANO. I AM OVER HERE SHACKING AND QUAKING IN MY BOOTS THINKING YOU ARE GETTING KILLED WTH ARE YOU DOING😭
newsboy: 🍵🍵👂🫢
robinsbandana: i was so exited man. i really wanted tk see this guy do a fucking magic trick😭😭. he got this can and tried spraying it in his mouth but i know every mans weakness😜 HIS BALLS. anyways i like kicked him in his baby makers and he let go of me then i beat the shit out of him a bit. idk not that much though im on my
way home again does anyone want to hangout im bored🥱finsarm: ROBIN CAN I COME OVER🤭😁
newsboy: are we really just gonna skip over that like it was nothing
invisiblegriffin: thats what i was ab to say robin you good?
robinsbandana: yeah im great 👍 and yes fin you can come over
pinballvance: robin and finney = 👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨
mintyman: vance why was that so quick to find. is that a recent emoji🤨🤨
pinballvance: bruce shut up 🙄
invisiblegriffin: that was the most non agressive responce i think vance has ever said😦
finsarm: ok guys ill talk later im
headed to robins :)everyone: byee
*finsarm is offline*
robinsbandana: see you soon babe
*robinsbandana is offline*
mintyman: 😧
newsboy: DAAAAAMN
invisiblegriffin: calm down let them be happy
pinballvance: ^^
everyone: ttyl ✌️
*everyone is offline*
a/n: GUYS I APOLOGIZE. i have a very bad attention span and i cant figure out how to get my ideas written out😭😭. im gonna try and write more a lil later but here you guys go. i hope you guys like it. remember to stay healthy, drink lots of water and eat something love you all <3
(also i have not spell checked this yet i apologize)
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The Black Phone GC (with gen z humor)
Randombasically if tbp characters had a group chat but its like based in 2022 does that make sense? finney: finsarm robin: robinsbandana bruce: mintyman vance: pinballvance billy: newsboy griffin: invisiblegriffin gwen: gwengremlin the grabber:dumbfucking...