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bLuE hAiReD kRyStIlIaS eDiTiOn

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Hemra: What are we-?

Sora: plotting revolution.

Katashi: Wasting our lives.

Kei: mentally breaking down.

Kazuko: *shrugs* That too.

Hemra:...having for lunch..


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Kei: I know we aren't that similar, but..

Kazuko: Arson? 

Kei: Arson.


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Korochi: Source?

Kei: Trust me bro

Korochi: That's not very reliable..-

Kiyomi: Don't question the woman-


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Katashi: FCGVBHJNKML,;

Kazou: Do you want me to go to the other room so you could say bad words?

Katashi: Yes please.


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Kazou: *Casually existing*

Literally every Krystilia: Shut up, you're too cute for this world.


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Haruka: Hey are you guys d-?

Sora: Dead inside?

Katashi: Drained?

Kazuko: Deprived of sleep?

Kei: Depressed?

Hemra: ...Done with the assignment?

Shihomei: They need help


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Korochi: WHO KEEPS PLAYING CIRCUS MUSIC WHENEVER I MAKE A LIFE DECISION?!

Kiyomi: ..I don't know man..


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Korochi: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Kiyomi: I do have a sense of humor

Korochi: I've never heard you laugh before

Kiyomi: I've never heard you say something funny before


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Kiyomi: HEY THOSE ARE MY KIDS YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Kame:...Did we just get adopted?

Kaiya:...I think?


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Kaiya: I'm water-hungry!

Kazumi: ...You mean thirsty?

Kaiya: ...Water-hungry...


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Kei:*Gets a papercut*

Kiyomi: OH MY! MY SWEET POOR THING!

Korochi: *Gets stabbed*

Kiyomi: Oh walk it off you crybaby!


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Ken: So you guys, I have to tell you that-

Korochi: MITOCHONDRIA OR HOWEVER THE LIVING GARBAGE YOU PRONOUNCE IT IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE GODDAMN CELL

Ken:...Kiyomi and I are getting married...-


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Kiyomi: DÉJAME SOLA PIEZAS DE MIERDA!

Korochi: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE SAYING?!

Kazumi: AHAAHA-

Korochi: SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT SHE'S SAYING!! I DON'T SPEAK TACO BELL-!!


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Korochi: Ain't no worries

Kazuko: please no

Korochi: for the rest of your daysssss

Kazuko: shut up-

Korochi: HAKUNA MATATA-


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Cute Kessho on the side as compensation for this mess

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