Tempura

Just Uchiha things

Sasuke and Yume's way of communication became more interesting as they grew older. 

When they were kids, they'd poke each other's heads.

When they were teenagers, they'd serenade each other at 4am.

When they were adults, they'd yell curse words at each other "lovingly" or raise their middle fingers at each other while striking the dumbest poses

At the five kage summit, Yume cut off the Raikage's arm because he was attacking Sasuke.

Ahem- Going to formal writing mode.

Yume stood in front of Sasuke with his sword in her hand as the Raikage got back on his feet after she had cut his left arm and kicked him away from Sasuke.

"WHAT ARE YOU KONOHA BRAT DOING-?!"

"You Kumo dogs...Who tf gave you permission to butt into Konoha's business?!"

And then she went beserk :D

Yume is not just a sister, she's Sasuke's mom ffs.

"You'll get a cold dumbass"

*Casually zips up Sasuke's shirt*

"YUME WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GODDAMN WAR-"

"SO?!"

Just so you know, Yume and Sasuke got arrested as soon as they set foot in Konoha after the war.

"UCHIHA SASUKE AND YUME, YOURE UNDER ARREST! PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!"

Yume put her hands up before looking at Sasuke with a smug face, "What hands?"

Sasuke was so done with her.

Sasuke's signature face is the puffy cheeks or the pout, while Yume's is the 'r u fr?' and so done with everything face.

Whenever Sasuke and Yume fight, they lowkey look like angry cats slapping each other.

If Sasuke ever thought that Yume's dead, the first thing she'd say to him when she comes back is "I LIVED BISH"

One time, Sasuke and Yume came home tired and decided to sleep on the couch. Except they're Sasuke and Yume. Yume was sleeping on top of him.

Then Sarada came home tired and slept on top of Yume.

Then Yuki came looking for Yume but ended up sleeping on top of Sarada.

Sometimes, those two go back to the Uchiha hideout and just sit down there in silence. 

Until Yume cracks a dark joke and they both start crying.

Fugaku really called Yume a disappointment but then she became the head of the Uchiha at 12.

Yume would be so fricking tired of Sasuke's bs sometimes that she would knock him out and carry him home on her back.