He found talking head in the woods

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"Are you serious?" Chouji sighed sadly as Shikamaru scratched the back of his neck in annoyance and nodded

"Seems like they won't leave you and Naruto alone any time soon, eh?"

"Those scientific ninja tool geeks are annoying. In our time, if we wanted to heal injuries, we have to use medicial ninjutsu, so what's with the foam thing that they're creating?"

"I mean, the way they're creating those gadgets to make other people's lives easier is great, but-" Ino started but was interrupted by the sound of the house's front door getting opened aggressively and the loud stomping of feet

"DAD!" Shikadai's voice shouted before all of them turned towards the source of the voice.

Chocho came in running first, then Inojin and Yuki, and finally Shikadai who was standing behind them. They all were leaning on each other and the wall, panting and gasping for air.

"Shikadai! What happened?!" Shikamaru shouted in concern before Chocho started shivering in disgust, Yuki falling into Inojin's arms with a hand placed over her mouth, and Shikadai walking up to Ino, Shikamaru, Yume, and Chouji with a decapitated head in his hands

He raised it up so it's face was facing those four, "Dad, I found this talking head in the woods"

All of them had a terrified expression plastered onto their faces, especially Shikamaru and Yume.

"DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME?! SURPRISED TO SEE ME?! THOUGHT YOU'VE GOTTEN RID OF ME, DIDN'TCHU?!" Hidan laughed maniacally as Shikamaru and Yume were staring at each other in shock

"What the actual fu-" Ino uttered out before Hidan started yelling at Shikamaru

"YOU PIECE OF SHIT FOR HOW LONG DID YOU KEEP ME IN THAT HOLE-"

"WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DIE IN A HOLE?!" Yume interrupted and shouted at Hidan who looked incredibly offended

"SHUT UP UCHIHA! YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ALWAYS PISSED ME OFF! JUST LIKE THAT ONE TIME YOU AND ITACHI WERE TRAINING TOGETHER IN THE HIDEOUT AND YOU WHIPPED OUT THAT BLUE SAMURAI THING AND CUT MY ARM OFF AS WELL AS KILL KAKUZU ONCE!"

"HIDEOUT?!"
"TRAINING?!"
"ITACHI?!" her team yelled out then Yume facepalmed. 

When she removed her hand, there was still a mark on her face, then she started shouting at Hidan again, "KEEP ITACHI OUT OF THIS! AND DO THINGS SPILL OUT OF YOU AND KAKUZU'S MOUTHS SO EASILY?!"

"WHAT IS GOING ON?!"

"WHO IS THAT THING?!"

"WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?! IT'S BEEN 15 YEARS SINCE I'VE KILLED YOU!"

"I LIVED BISH"

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