*Third person POV*
"Why exactly was I called here in the middle of the night?" Neji huffed, rubbing his eyes tiredly while Yugito was brewing tea and sitting next to a half asleep Akira.
"There you are!" Yugito smiled brightly just before Akira's head fell on the table, causing him to shoot right up.
"Akira...are you alright?" Neji sweatdropped then Yugito pushed Neji down on the couch, forcing him to take a seat.
"I have gathered you today to dicuss... the wives."
"The what now?" Both Neji and Akira asked in unison, seemingly confused.
"The wives." Yugito repeated seriously while the other two were looking at each other, trying to remember who's getting married again.
"Who?" They asked in unison again then Yugito grew a tick mark.
"I'm talking about our crushes!"
"Did we crush something by mistake?"
"I did accidentally knock down a vase while working in the shop"
"NOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO IM TALKING ABOUT CAPTAIN, AIKA, AND HANAKO-!"
"AIKA AND HANAKO WERE PROMOTED TO CAPTAINS?!"
Yugito banged his head on the table. Akira is half asleep and Neji's brain malfunctions after 12:00 am.
"THE GIRLS YOU LOVE!"
"Oh Aika? She's my wife, she doesn't know it yet though." Akira bluntly stated before Neji let out a silly chuckle and Yugito sweatdropped.
"At least he knows... You! Neji!"
"Hm?" Neji looked in Yugito's direction
"The. Girl. You. Love."
"Who?"
Yugito can't tell if he's joking or if he's dead serious.
"CAPTAIN! IM TALKING ABOUT CAPTAIN YUME!!"
"Ohhhhh... What about Yume?"
"YOU LOVE HER, RIGHT?"
"I do?"
Yugito then procceeded to repeatedly bang his head on the wall.
Neji was as good as drunk and Akira actually fell asleep.
How pleasant.
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Tempura
FanfictionExtra chapters, random stuff, more random I came up with, things from books that aren't released, many things are here in case you're (talking to myself) just bored.
