Sasuke @ Yume: If you die, I die. *hugs* because if you die...Im gonna kms... *unidentified wheeping noises* *panicking yume noises*
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Sasuke: I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb sisters.... until I got a dumb sister myself. *pulls out a Yume* I've only had Yume for a day and a half, but if anything were to happen to her, I would kill everyone in this room then myself.
Yume: Even if I did die, don't do that. You deserve to live a long life even if I wasn't there, Sasuke
sasuke.exe has stopped working
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Sasuke: I LOVE YOU BOIYATCH *TWINN-NNG* I AINT NEVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU.. BOIYATCH
Yume walking out the front door wrapped in 2 blankets: Sasuke...it's four in the morning..
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Sasuke: I can still hear her voice...
Yume whispering in his ear: gay gay homosexual gay
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Kisame @ little Yuki: Show your mom and dad what you learned today
Yuki: Rawwrr!
Yume: Why is your friend turning my daughter into a shark?!
Sasuke: Why is your friend turning my neice into a shark?!
Itachi: I don't know, but it's cute
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Sasuke: Why are you so sassy for no reason?!
Yume: Whats that? I couldn't hear you over my superior genetics.
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Yume: What happened to you and-
Sasuke: IN CONCLUSION- I got played.
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Sasuke: I'm going to erase the past
Yume: This is about that one time I caught you redhanded with a note, isn't it?
Sasuke blocking his ears: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU IM TOO BUSY ERASING MY PAST
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Sarada: Dad, how did you become so strong?
Sasuke: The secret ingredient is crime
Yuki: Mom, how did you become so strong?
Yume: The secret ingredient is depression
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Yume: Let's go to the five kage summit without anyone knowing and kill Danzo
Sasuke: That sounds illegal. I'm in.
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Yume: Is 52 a lot?
Sasuke: Depends on the context. War casualties, no. Number of times you ate my share of onigiri, absolutely.
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Tempura
FanfictionExtra chapters, random stuff, more random I came up with, things from books that aren't released, many things are here in case you're (talking to myself) just bored.
