Yuki: What's with the sad face? Dad still didn't come back with the milk?
Sarada: That reminds me, where's your mom?
Yuki: Screw you
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Sarada: What's with the fuss about being a ninja? Doesn't it sound so lame?
Yuki: Says the Uchiha wearing glasses
Sarada: Screw you
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Sarada: Chocho, where do you want to go today? I'll go with you!
Chocho: I promised my dad to train with him later
Sarada: I see...
Yuki: Someone can't relate to that I guess
Sarada: Where's your mom, Yuki?"
Yuki: Screw you
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Sarada: My mom gets so worked up whenever she hears me saying I have a blurry eye-
Yuki: Damn
Sarada: I guess you can't relate.
Yuki: Screw you
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Sarada: Does dad wear glasses?
Yume: What makes you ask?
Sarada: I mean, mom has good eyesight, so I'm wondering where my need of glasses come from.
Yume: *Five Kage summit flashbacks* He was technically blind at one point-
Sarada: Hm? Did you say something?
Yume: Nope.
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Sarada: Mom can I ask you something?
Sakura: Sure
Sarada: Why doesn't dad come home?
Yuki: Sorry but the line at the convinence store is a bit too long
Sarada: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?! AND SCREW YOU!
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Sarada: IS MY MOM REALLY MY MOM?! IS SHE REALLY MY DAD'S WIFE?!
Yuki: GIRL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU SHOULD BE ASKING IF YOU'RE DAD REALLY IS YOUR MOM'S HUSBAND!
Sarada: THEN IS YOUR MOM REALLY YOUR MOM YUKI?!
Yuki: OH DONT LUMP ME IN WITH YOU! MY MOM DIDN'T GO FOR THE MILK AS SOON AS I WAS BORN-
Sarada: SCREW YOU!
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Sarada: Dad tried to kill me before..
Yume: Oh don't worry, that's normal. He tried to kill Naruto three times, Sakura about twice, and me... *Uchiha hideout flashbacks*...Almost never.
Sarada: is...that normal?
Yume: If he does kill you, he'll regret it for the rest of his life and blame others for your death.
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Sarada: Dad I came to ask you something...Is mom my real mom?
Yume: Sasuke, she really took after you.
Sasuke: How so? I think she took after you
Yume: No, definitely you. She's asking the same dumbass questions as you.
Naruto: Don't you think the two of you are being a bit too insensitive..?
Sasuke: You're the one who always asked the dumbest questions, she took after you
Yume: She took after you. You were always the one asking the dumb questions, not me
Sasuke: You would see a someone dying on the floor and still ask, "are you okay?"
Yume: That was you!
Sasuke: No, it was you
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Tempura
FanfictionExtra chapters, random stuff, more random I came up with, things from books that aren't released, many things are here in case you're (talking to myself) just bored.
