• Sasuke would always be gloomy af 24/7 but the moment he sees Yume he just goes "omfg shes so cute i wanna punch her and hug her so tight and rip her head off"
In conclusion, he goes
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💗🌸💞( ˘_˘ )💗🌸💞
💗🌸💞💗🌸💞💗🌸• Sasuke and Yume decided to die together and if one of them happens to survive, the dead sibling will slap the one who lived as soon as they reach the afterlife.
• Yume was fine with Sakura until she married Sasuke and Sasuke never liked Neji for once in his life.
• Sasuke treats Yuki like a princess and spoils her. Meanwhile Yume and Sarada,
• Yume is the CEO of making Uchihas give up on their dreams and desires
She forced Sasuke to eat dangos, get a new arm after his fight with Naruto, give her and Neji his blessing, and many other things.
And then there's Sarada:
"Auntie Yume! I'm going to be Hokage when I grow up!"
*4th great ninja war flashbacks of Sasuke* "I ain't dealing with this shit again-"
• Sasuke deadass showed up to his own wedding like this
and during the entire time, he wasn't even there. He was sitting with Yume and making flower crowns with her in front of Itachi's grave.
• He didn't show up to anyone's wedding except for his and Yume's, and he was fully dressed up for her wedding. Sasuke wore a suit for his sister's wedding 😭
Also, the entire time he'd just have his arm wrapped around Yume's shoulder, and in 90% of the wedding pictures he'd be pushing Neji away.
• At both Sasuke and Yume's weddings, Yume would be walking around with a picture frame of Itachi.
• Anytime someone would try and talk to Yume when Sasuke is around he just goes, "Hey you see this girl here happens to be my sister so if you could back tf away that would be great yeah thanks" and pushes them away.
Yume would just give them a death glare or a dirty look until they end up running away because of the pressure shes putting onto them
• Sasuke and Neji's relationship is just like,
"That's my damn sister, go get your own"
"She's my wife! Go get your own wife"
"I have one, and I've known your wife 12 years before you even met her"
"That doesn't change the fact she's my wife, does it?! Please let me hug her!"
"No, screw you"
And Yume is being squeezed to death by Sasuke in the meantime. She's like,
(ㆆ_ㆆ) please let me go
• Sasuke had his green dinosaur and Yume had a pink version of it
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