Weasley Twin Oneshots

KEYS

(voldemort and all that never existed, the first wizarding war killed voldemort and that was the end of him)
Word count: 2.7k oop-

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Keys

Me and Lee were secretly saving up money together to buy a shop in Diagon Alley and we found the perfect empty one. Of course it needed some work but it was perfect. A small flat for the owners which had 3 small bedrooms and a small kitchen, bathroom, and living space. The twins dont expect a thing, or maybe they do. I honestly have no clue because they send winks to me and Lee when we are discussing the shop, basically whispering. I think they have the wrong idea. About a week before christmas break, we saved enough money to buy the store, so with some stupid playful agruements, me and lee were gonna spend the holidays together. I stayed at his place and later, his dad and my dad helped us buy it. With a lot of discussions and persuading, we got the salesperson to let us buy it. This is actually happening! Celebrating together, we needed to figure out how to give it to them.

"Maybe not now just because mollys pretty pissed at them ever since the world cup," i said
"Maybe valentines?" He added and we both looked at each other and both said, "Definitely not."
"We just need to keep it a secret until the right time," I said.
"When's the right time?"
"No clue, but it'll come when it does," a moment of silence indicating we were thinking of how to give the shop without making it obvious. Then it hit me.
"Maybe we can buy a dog? That sounds a lot better in my head than it does when I say it."
"No, no. I get what you're saying. We can attach the keys to its collar."
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Some time passes and were all on the way to hogwarts on the train
"Can you believe it?" fred said
"Someone bought that empty shop that's been-'' George exclaimed. I think they're pissed. If only they knew.
"-closed for ages!" finished fred
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Around the middle of March, the twins told us that they were gonna leave Hogwarts because of that demon we call Umbitch. I think they thought we were mad but we were over the moon happy for them
"But where are you gonna go?" I ask. Were all in my dorm that i share with Angie, Katie, Ginny and myself
"Home for now," george said
"Your mothers gonna be pissed," i add
"Well, it's gonna happen either way," Fred said, laying on my bed, arms and legs sprawled out everywhere.
Lee gave me a look that said, This is the perfect time. I nod back, smirking.
"Eww," George exclaimed.
"What?" Lee said
"Stop making goo goo eyes at each other, we both know you two are a thing," Fred said sitting up
Me and lee looked at eachother and started gagging dramatically
"EW mate, gross," lee looking at me disgusted
"Uh! Rude," i scoffed playfully and throw a pen at lee
"Ouch!"
"Oh shut up!"
"Wait so you two..." 
"...arent?"
"NO!" me and lee both yelled
"The hell did you get that idea?" i looked at the twins
"Never mind that," Lee started changing the subject. "How are you two gonna leave? Big prank? Show?"
"Aww, poor Lee wants us to leave already." fred pouted
"More than you two know. Pain in the asses if you ask me, "I grinned at my own words.
"Lucky for you two, we won't miss you at all," Georgie crossed his arms
"Pft, yeah right! You wouldn't last a day without me, or even thinking about me." lee smirked
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The next week me and Lee are still being secretive, but we have the plan all sorted out. First, we need to get a dog. How do we do that? We'll figure it out soon enough. Two, we'll deliver the dog and keys at the last second or when they steal their brooms back. And three, figure out what to do with the puppy after words.
"I think i have an idea on where to get a puppy,"
"Me too, but we just need to figure out how to get it in the castle without anyone else finding out." i add.
"Maybe by owl?"
"Carrying a dog? Absolutely not."
"Well, what do you have in mind?"
"I can convince my dad to pick one up and I can meet him somewhere."
"But how?"
"Maybe hogsmeade or-"
"How will your dad get here? Isn't he a muggle?"
"Well yea, but maybe a portkey?"
"We need to figure this out before they find out," lee said
"Before who finds out?" Fred entered the abandoned classroom
"How the hell did you find us?" lee asked
"You still haven't learned, lee." i smirked and fred waved the Marauders Map
"You still haven't answered my question,"
"About what?" i ask trying to act innocent
"Tsk, tsk," he clicked his tongue. "You two love birds playing a prank without dear ol' freddie?"
"Mhmm, now if you'll excuse us,'' Lee got up and grabbed my hand and yanked me out with him. I winked at fred.
"Honestly, the one time we need to talk, their always there," lee said as were walking back to the common room
"Relax dude, I'll get the thing all ready. We still have about 2 weeks until they leave, "I tell him and he says the password to the Fat Lady.
"See ya at the feast," he holds out his fist and we do a secret handshake. "I think the twins have detention again so we can spare at least an hour."
"Alright, sounds good." We departed and I went to my dorm. I text my dad about our plans and he doesnt text back until dinner.
"Who are you texting there, pirate?" Georgie looked over my shoulder.
"My girlfriend," I joked, not looking away from my phone. He spits out juice from his goblet.
"Girlfriend?"
"No you idiot, my dad." I nudged him in the side gently. He poked me in my sensitive place on my side, I got startled and flinched dramatically hitting my knee against the table and we all burst out giggling and laughing.
"Well, we shall head back to hell, have fun love birds," Fred smirked.
"If you need anything-" i tell them
"-Come straight to you, we know pirate," george smiled
"Im serious you two, your hands are getting really irritated," i looked at the both of them
"We could tell you the same," the twins said at the same time.
"Don't worry about me. Now go before i-"
"Were going woman," George kissed me on the cheek and they skipped out of the great hall.
"I think I need to make a couple more batches of that cream," I tell lee. "I think I need some more of that plant stuff. I'll have to talk to Neville soon, such a sweetheart," I smirk knowing he's down a couple people and he can hear me. I looked down and he was as red as a tomato. Me and Lee chuckled and kept conversation with each other and others around us.
"Miss (last name)?" I hear that offly chippy voice behind me and I turn around.
"Yes, Professor?"
"I recall you have detention tonight, am i correct?"
"Uhm, no professor, not tonight."
"Are you talking back to a teacher?"
"No, ma'am. You asked me a question and I answered."
"Ah, well," she looked at lee. "I suppose you wouldn't mind helping me out with detention tonight would you, miss (last name)?"
"May I ask why?"
"Those Weasel twins won't listen to me, so maybe they'll listen to you,"
"Weasley, Professor Umbridge," I corrected her.
"Come," she said, pissed. She grabbed my arm quite hard and dragged me outside of the Great Hall causing a scene
"Ow! Let go, "I yanked my arm away, and backed away trying to get away from her.
"Come back at once miss (last name)!" she yelled and I only walked away faster. "Oh well," she took out her wand and cast a spell, dragging me across the floor really hard, towards her.
"Professor!" I heard McGonagle yell. And Umbitch smiled sweetly at her.
"Yes Minerva?"
"We DO NOT, and I repeat, DO NOT, harm the students!" lee came running at me to help me up
"She never learns her lesson, does she?" George and Fred come out of nowhere and run towards us.
"Boys, back to detention," Mcgonagle started. "I'll take care of Miss (last name)" Lee is still holding me, not planning to let me go anytime soon. He holds me closer when Umbitch leans down and looks me in the eyes.
"Stupid girl." I gave her the deadliest glare I could manage, trying to hold back tears. Lee tightening his grip on me. She walked away and the twins ran away before Umbitch could see.
"Oh, miss (last name)!" McGonagle helped me up and I softly smiled. "Are you alright?"
"For now," Lee held my hand and held me close.
"Come, the both of you," we both follow McGonagle to her classroom and she closes her door.
"Your parent, I believe your dad, has contacted the school," she paused. "And you two are to leave within the next week."
"WHAT!" we both said in unison. "WHY?"
"Why just me?"
"Professor Umbridge contacted your father first, and you are expelled,"
"WHAT THE HELL!"I walked right out of that classroom and heard Lee yelling my name. I made it about halfway to the common room and saw Draco smirking. He knew! That son of a bitch! I strutted up to him and punched him square in the face, hard.
"You, son of a bitch! What the hell did you do?" His nose is broken and bleeding a lot.
"Pirate! Stop!" the twins and lee running towards me. George holding me back and Draco running away like the coward he is
"Coward!" I yelled at him.
"Calm down," he whispered. "Deep breaths."
"What the hell was that about?" Fred asks.
"Umbitch is what happened," Lee answered.
"I swear she hates Flo out of all four of us, and that's coming from me,'' small tears start leaking out of my eyes.
"The bitch expelled pirate,"
"She WHAT!?!" the twins shouted.
"That motherfucker," George said under his breath but we could all hear him.
I started walking quietly to the common room and the boys understood I wanted to be alone. So me and George walked silently holding hands and me leaning into him while Fred and Lee were name calling Umbitch. I smiled to myself knowing they love me. We made it to the common room and I started walking to the girls entrance.
"Need anything florence?" george whispered and i shook my head no
"We're always here if you need anything," I gave him a hug and went to my dorm.
My phone started ringing and I checked, it's my dad.
I answered.
( D- dad and M-me/ y/n)
M:papa
D: Sweetie, how are you?
m:depends
D:I'm not mad if that's what you're worried about
M: I can't tell you how sorry i am
D:Look, honey, dont worry about it. Have you surprised those two twins with the shop yet?
M: No, not yet. Me and lee wanted to do it soon, nut i'm getting kicked out, i guess i'll just give it to them when i leave
D: did you have a certain way to surprise them with it? Like a plan?
M: i mean yeah but-
D:tell me about it
~~We i told him about the idea that was up in the air between Lee and I~~
D:I love it!
M: Wait, really?
D: What kind of dog were you thinking?
M: uhmm... well, I was thinking of a puppy and a small one. So we can call it keys. Yknow?
D:i'll check the mall and see what they have
M: But how will we give it to the twins? I mean, because there's no way a puppy is owl proof
D: maybe they can all come over and you can give it to them
M: Wait, are you sure you're not mad?
D: there's word going around that she's an insufferable-
M: Got it! I got to go, i love you papa
D: I love you too, my pirate. See you soon.
M:see you soon
He hangs up
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About a couple days go by, very long days. Only a couple more days until the twins' big show. We got the little puppy somehow. It was just laying on my bed one afternoon, with food and stuff of course. Hiding it from everyone except Lee was a total nightmare.
"I can steal your brooms back. I'm really good at picking locks,'' I offered and the twins nod yes.
"Alright then it's settled, we're leaving on our birthdays." George said.
"Well all be of age then. So we can hire the both of you when you leave with us," fred smirked
"The both of us?" Lee said. "Unfortunately, I'm stuck in this hell until the end of the year."
"We'll pick you up at the train station."
"Wait, so you're riding your broom all the way to the burrow?" i ask
"That's the plan." they both said
"Ouch! Is there any other way?"
"Nope, which sucks."
"Wait, pirate?" I looked over at George and I hummed in response. "How are you still here? I thought you were kicked out?"
"My dad bought me some time, but I'm only allowed in my room, the toilets and to eat. Dumbledors orders i think."
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Me and lee are getting the keys on Keys just to practice, which seems stupid and is stupid. Tomorrow the twins leave and they're pretty busy making sure they have everything and checking over stuff. I heard a knock on my dorm door and we both panicked.
"One second!" I shouted.
"Put him in the closet, I don't know?!'' I whispered to a panicking Lee
"Pirate, relax, it's just us."
"Who is 'us'?"
"George and fred, duh"
Lee nodded at me and gave me a thumbs up
They barge in before i could say come in
"What are-"
"-you two-"
"Up to?"
"Nothing!" we both say insync
"Ruff!" we both go wide eyed and looked at eachother
"What the hell was that?" George asked, going towards the door. I stepped in his way
"It-its nothing! Shouldn't you two be busy checking things over?" george narrowed his eyes
"We gonna look things over with you,"
"Ruff!"
I shield the door with myself
"Lee!" i death glared him
"Alright the lot of you! Out!" Lee pushed Fred out of the door. Or should i say attempted to push him out of the door
"Pirate, I suggest you move before I move you." George walked closer to me, towering over me and looking deep into my eyes.
Silence.
"Ruff! Ruff!"
"That's it!" george stepped closer
"Fine! Fine!" i shooed george to step back and he did
"Lee?" he came over.
"What's going on?" they said
"Well..." me and Lee looked at eachother. "Since uhm, well-"
"What she's trying to say is that, y'know that shop that was recently sold in Diagon Alley?"
The twins looked at eachother and looked at us then nodded
"We bought it!" we said together
"WHAT!?"
Lee opened the door and we stepped back and out came Keys, zooming and running everywhere.
"YOU GOT A DOG?" george yelled
"Look closer at it mate," Lee picked up Keys and handed it to fred.
"Why are there keys on the collar?"
George and Fred put the pieces together and went wide eyed and broke out in smiles. George ran up to me, picked me up and spun me around.
"Georgie! I can't breathe!" i laughed and he set me down
"You!"
"You!" i smiled
"Why did you buy a puppy? I'm not complaining though."
"Why not?" lee laughed
"Wait-so... you both bought the shop in diagon alley? Together? Without us knowing?" Lee and I nodded, smiling.
"Happy birthday!" Lee said and we all burst out laughing.