Lucan: Do you know a turtle's only weakness?
Kiyoshi: No... well, their slowness.
Lucan: Their weakness is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Lucan: Now I have a plan.
Lucan: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
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Grek: Do dragons fart fire?
Hubris: I don't know.
Grek: I thought you went to college.
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Shapeshifter: *Transforms to look like Niika*
Niika: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Lucan: *Standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Kiyoshi: *Standing on the roof* Bless you.
Lucan: God?!
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Ingressus: I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and I feel like that's more accurate.
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Ziniada: Shut up, you're messing with my train of thought!
tygren: I thought you didn't have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?
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Ingressus: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Tygren: Mine just says "tygren no."
Ingressus: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Xaria: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Xaria: Ask me to kill for you.
Alec: ...First of all, calm down-
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Niika: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Xaria: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FRICKING STAIRS!
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Vulcannus: Abigail, what are you doing?
Abigail: *Shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I'm just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.
Vulcannus: You could always take it out and count it.
Abigail: Where's the fun in that?
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Kiyoshi: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey!
Nitsuke: But I'm a vegan.
Kiyoshi: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.
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