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Hi... it's been a while... I have nothing to say for myself.

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Lucan: I have to go. But I'll be back for you.

Niika: I'll wait. And while I'm waiting I will find that netheran and rip off his head with my bare hands.

Lucan: That's the sweetest thing anybody has ever said to me.

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Saxon: Faking a death certificate Time of death 8:26 p.m. Now all I have to do is sign as the coroner.

Denny: You are disturbingly good at this.

Saxon: I grew up forging report cards.

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Xaria: I'm flexible. I do a lot of yoga.

Lucan: You do yoga?

Xaria: Helps keep me centred. If you ask me about it again I'll hunt you down and rip your face off.

Lucan: ...

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Tygren: How's practice going?

Deltheus: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

Tygren: Okay, just don't get any blood on your clothes.

Deltheus: ...you shouldn't be condoning this.

Tygren: Don't tell me how to live my life.

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Onyx: Grek's out of the will.

Grek: That's honestly fair. I deserve that.

Hubris: Wait, you have a will? Already? You haven't even graduated.

Onyx: I've done some things in my life. Upset the wrong people. Masani, you have a will too, right?

Masani: Lots. Good luck figuring out which one's real.

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Scorch: I guarantee I will be found.

Xaria: Not a chance. I rent this house out under a shell corporation.

Lucan: Yeah.

Xaria: My mail goes to a P.O box in Northwind.

Lucan: Yeah!

Xaria: My neighbours all think my name is Acanthus.

Lucan: Oh, yeah!

Xaria: My friends all think my name is Xaria.

Lucan: Ye-Wait, what?

Xaria: Don't worry about it.

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*Trevor is crying after a breakup*

Saxon: There there, Trevor.

Trevor, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?

Saxon: Great question—

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Lucan: I won a new phone in a race.

Nitsuke: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Lucan?

Lucan: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.

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