Deltheus: Hold on. Back up. You're telling me that this whole volcano could blow up at any time?
Lucidius: No, no, no, it would take an explosive force of great magnitude.
Deltheus: *Slowly turns to Tygren*
Tygren: *Who is currently making a needlessly complicated explosive* ...Maybe I should do this later, huh?
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Lucan:Why didn't you tell me!
Xaria:Well because I wanted us to fail. OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T KNOW-
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Ria: *With 5 sweaters,4 pairs of pants, 3 pairs of gloves and a hat* HoW aRe YoU nOt CoLd!
Tygren: *Wearing sunglasses, a t-shirt and shorts* What?This is the perfect temperature!
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Xaria:Um Lucan?We need to talk about your will.
Lucan: What about it?
Xaria: Here it says "Bury me with extra bones to confuse the archeologists lol".
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Ingressus: Honestly give us two days and we will be fine.
Achillean: What?
Ingressus: I've been... working on giving the clans false leads on us... I've been saying we are in a different kingdom we're like in Northwind right now.
Achillean: Northwind? I thought you were going to say Felden, Masani's banned from there.
Ingressus: Honestly we're probably gonna get banned from Northwind.
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Senn: Wait, so you're ACTUALLY going to team up and fight with us?
Tygren: Yes.
Senn: Are you sure you're Tygren?
Tygren: Yes.
Senn: ...What did you have for breakfast today Tygren?
Tygren: Yes.
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Nitsuke: Can... can you help me with my hair ?Usually the other chroniclers in Northwind help me tame it...
Niika: Me?I purposely cut my hair uneven. I can't help you I- Nitsuke?Why are you crying?
Nitsuke: Every time I brush my hair the curls get frizzy I don't know how to make it stop I just want mother freaking princess curls back-
Niika: Oh no. Uh, well, my hair is straight but maybe I can figure out-
Lucan, out of freaking nowhere: YOUR CURLS ARE HORRIBLE TOO?!GET OVER HERE I KNOW HOW TO FIX IT-
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Grek: I'm taller.
Grim: I'm cuter.
Grek: That's not-
Grim: People prefer dogs not giraffes.
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*Ria and Grek slowly walk in an old cemetery with Tygren digging*
Tygren: Don't worry, I'm not going to pick a fight. The prime isn't here.
Ria: Then... Why are you digging?
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