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Allister: *Has feelings for the first time in ages*

Allister: Pathetic. Disgusting. Won't let it happen again.

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Kiyoshi: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Lucan: Yeah-

Alec: *Kicks down the door*

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Senn: Isn't a bit dangerous?

Ingressus: Senn, please. We've been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Senn: ...

Ingressus: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Senn: ...

Ingressus: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

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Hadion: Ingressus, what are you doing?

Ingressus: Making chocolate pudding.

Galadar: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

Ingressus: Because I've lost control of my life.

Ingressus: Here's your pudding,Zulious.

Zulious: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

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Kiyoshi: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Lucanway.

Nitsuke: Isn't that the wrong way?

Kiyoshi: Yes, but it's faster.

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Ingressus: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?

Achillean: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially.

Ingressus, desperately, as Achillean bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE!

Achillean: Oh! B positive.

Ingressus: I'm trying, but you're making it really hard, Achillean.

Achillean:

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Niika: You can track Lucan?

Kiyoshi: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

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Abbigail: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Allister: No.

Denny: I did not.

Trevor: I may have actually forgotten one.

Saxon: Also no.

Abbigail: Oh good, neither did I.

Vulcannus: *Exhausted sigh*

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Senn: Just be yourself.

Abbigail: Really?Senn, I have one day to win over Vulcannus's parents.

Abbigail: How long did it take for you guys to like me?

Denny: Couple of weeks.

Saxon: Six months.

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