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Masani: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I will try different hair products!
Masani: *Sprays the hairspray directly into their mouth*
Masani: Well, right off the bat I can tell you that this one is not very good.
*A month or two later*
Masani: This episode, I've invited Lyra, and we're going to measure how mortified they are when I test this stuff.
Masani: Today we're going to try soaps!
Lyra: I can't believe it took you 27 episodes to think of inviting me to hair product testing!
Lyra: And what do you mean by mortified?
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Kiyoshi: *Sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
Kiyoshi: *Cuts piece of cake*
Lucan: ....Can I have some?
Kiyoshi: Cake is for talkers.
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Nitsuke: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!
Lucan: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.
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Vulcannus: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Abbigail, watching Saxon screaming, Denny trying to set a sleeping Allister on fire, and Trevor choking on air: I don't know either.
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Alec: Niika, keep an eye on Xaria today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Niika: Sure, I'd love to see Xaria get punched.
Alec: Try again.
Niika, sighing: I will stop Xaria from getting punched.
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Niika: Are you ready to commit?
Lucan: Like, a crime or a relationship?
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Borgen: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Igneous: So no oxygen, I guess.
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Igneous: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?
Borgen: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.
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Senn: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Ziniada: Tygren is the scariest thing I could think of!
Tygren: Zinaida told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
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Nikka: You know what I learned from my friendship withLucan?
Xaria: There's no such thing as too mean?
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