Songs of war Incorrec quotes

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Achillean: You're just being paranoid. Again.

Ingressus: When have I been paranoid?

Achillean: Um, when you first met Thalleous you thought they were an undercover cop...?

Ingressus: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera!

Achillean: And last year you were sure Tygren was a mermaid!

Ingressus: They hate wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?!

*Later, when Ingressus's theory is proven wrong*

Achillean: Do you have anything to say for yourself?

Ingressus: I still think Tygrenis a mermaid.

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Thalleous, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out?

Tygren: Lol nah, I hate graveyards.

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Kiyoshi: The moon is beautiful tonight.

Nitsuke: It sure is.

Niika: Should we tell them it's just a tortilla you threw on the window?

Lucan: Shh.

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Tygren: Hey Ingressus?

Ingressus: Yeah?

Tygren: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

Ingressus:

Ingressus: Where's Thalleous?

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Denny: Nothing in life is free.

Vulcannus: Love is free!

Trevor: Adventure is free.

Saxon: Knowledge is free.

Pythus: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Kiyoshi:Lucan! Have you no dignity?

Kiyoshi: Of course not! How long have we known each other?

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Ingressus:Achillean, how do I get revenge on those who've wronged me?

Achillean: The best revenge is letting go, and living well.

Ingressus:

Ingressus: Hey Pythus, what's the best way to get revenge-

Achillean: *Offended*

Pythus: Stab.

Pythus: Eliminate.

Pythus: Destroy.

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Vulcannus: There is no future. there is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every

facet!

Abbigail:

Ingressus:

Denny:

Everyone Else At Vulcannus's Surprise Birthday Party:

Abbigail: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.