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Ziniada: Do you guys want to see a butterfly?

Almrak: Ooh, yes please!

Deltheus, with their laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!

Ziniada: It's not a bug though...

Deltheus: ...

Almrak: ...

Deltheus: Well I still don't want to see.

Almrak, realizing: Please don't throw-

Ziniada: Whee! *throws a stick of butter*

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Kiyoshi, to Xaria: Why is Lucan not talking?

Xaria: I'm playing the silent game with him.

Kiyoshi: Well, then you just lost.

Xaria: I lost two hours ago. I gave them ear plugs and told them to close their eyes. It was the only way I could think of to get them to shut up.

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Grek: What if people had food names and food had people names?

Hubris: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Grek for dinner.

Ria: What is wrong with you people?

Grim: Shut up, chocolate.

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Lucan: Watcha doin?

Niika: Stealing my neighbor's cat.

Lucan: Scandalous.

LucanE: Can I help?

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Lucan: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Niika: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear anything.

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Achillean: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?

Ingressus: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.

Achillean: Okay yeah thanks Ingressus, that's great but WHERE'S THE FREAKING FIRST AID KIT?

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Abbigail: Do you need help getting up?

Denny: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.

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Vulcannus: Kill me nowwwww.

Pythus: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.

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Senn: I'd like to live through a week that's not a whole new verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire."

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Kiyoshi: New challenge! Don't say stupid crap for 24 hours!

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