Thalleous: Hey Ingressus?
Ingressus: Yeah?
Thalleous: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Ingressus:
Ingressus: Where's Achillean?
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Ingressus: You know what's funny about Achillean? They're my best friend, and anyone who'd hurt them is someone I'd murder, probably.
Zinaida: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Lucidius does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Tygren: If Lucidius were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Lucidius jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Zinaida: You would jump off a cliff!
Tygren: Gladly. Provided Lucidius did first.
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Lucan: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Kiyoshi: Alright, what's 30x17?
Lucan: 47
Kiyoshi: That's not even close.
Lucan: But it was fast.
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Nitsuke: How did you even get in here?
Lucan: Kiyoshi's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Lucan's door"!
Kiyoshi: I'm closing the window.
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Tygren: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Thalleous, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Achillean It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Ingressus, eyes wide: I know what I saw.
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Kiyoshi: I am in charge of this disaster!
Lucan: I have a name, you know.
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Tygren, Achillean &Thalleous: *Screaming*
Ingressus: *Runs into the room* What's wrong,Achillean?!
Tygren: Wait, why are you asking Achillean that when Thalleous and I are also here?
Ingressus: Because Achillean wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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Kiyoshi: Welcome back! You missed 3 murder attempts, a plague, and about 16 lawsuits.
Lucan: Wha-
Alec: I wish they were joking.
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Tygren: Hey, I say we go down there, kick Thalleous's door in, and let them know that we're in town.
Lucidius: That ain't the way we do things here. We may have to go in there and run a con, drop a bug, do the smooth talking.
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