Looking to shed a few pounds? Seek out your friendly neighborhood zombie for a quick consulting nibble (or five). You can't believe how quickly those extra pounds will melt away afterwards. Feed a zombie, starve an overpriced plastic surgeon.
When the mind is willing, excess flesh is for the weak. Once you've committed to a new (un)life, you'll be amazed at how much you can do with how little. Bodybuilders need not apply.
Best of all, no complex and tedious workout routines are required, although you will find certain alterations in your dietary requirements.
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Doorways onto Disintegrating Demons, Time-Travel and Volcanos
Historia CortaA miscellaneous collection of various writing prompt responses, 250 words or less, whereby I warp mundane scenarios in bizarre/fantastical ways... Includes disintegrating demons, time-travel mishaps and career-altering volcanic eruptions...
