jacks special sauce

the horrors of mickey d's

days after the relationship between three fast food mascots and xeni was established, he was feeling a bit hungry. knowing the three hotties he was hooked up with he was ready to see them in kiss the chef aprons down in the kitchen all naked.. how spicy, and indeed he was ready to kiss the chefs. getting out of bed he saw all these gifts left by his boyfriends, and smiled. He took one of them and opened it up to see a jar full of jacks special sauce considering the fact he couldnt give it to him when they met. xeni smiled and put it down on the table then went to the kitchen where the mascots are, and yes they're in kiss the chef aprons naked. xeni went to the fridge and pulled out a bucket of kfc, and ate some of it. "babe what's wrong you usually finish your kfc chicken bucket.. are you feeling okay?" jack says in a worried tone. burger king and colonel sanders both nod in agreement. "im feeling okay today guys dont worry, im just in the mood for some mcdonalds, would you guys mind if i went to get some?" xeni said back, the mascots looked at each other and nodded. "I dont think you should, ronalds dangerous.." jack said, "yeah if you go one of us should come with you!" burger king added. "He can handle himself, im sure ronald wouldnt try anything." colonel sanders says and dismisses xeni to go get a large fry, 4 piece chicken nugget, bacon mcdouble, and a medium coke.
when he gets there he sees ronald, being warned about him being a convicted criminal he was extra cautious. he ordered and was about to leave before ronald decided to introduce himself. "i dont get many customers after what happ- i mean because its so early!!" ronald said, "im ronald mcdonald, whats your name?" he said happily, looking at xeni for his answer but xeni couldnt muster the courage to say anything to ronald. "I dont need to know your name i suppose.. its xeni isnt it?" xeni out of fear is literally shitting bricks right now, he drops his large fry, 4 piece chicken nugget, bacon mcdouble, and a medium coke then fucking runs out of the fast food joint. ronald follows him through the terrors of night, xeni was looking all around the streets waiting for his hot mascot saviors to arrive and carry him into the moonlight. ronald pulls out his carefully crafted toy knife, and like a wolf in the night he pounces onto xeni raising his knife into the air. xeni couldnt process what was about to happen to him, the pain hes gonna feel, how his boyfriends would react (DUN DUN DUNNN) until gidget shows up once again and saves xeni by flying into ronald and knocking him on his back long enough for xeni to run. xeni wasnt watching where he was going and ran into his boyfriends, ready to defeat ronald mcdonald while putting a beloved business by everyone around and plummet it into the ground. Colonel sanders summons his chicken wave into ronald dealing 69420 damage! Jack summons the force of a spicy crispy chicken sandwich and punches ronald in the gut dealing 500000 damage and finally before ronald got a chance to defend himself burger king hits him with the man titties knocking him clean out. the mascots have won again and will live another day. they go home and prepare xeni the meal of a life time and he can use jacks special sauce to go with it.