jacks special sauce

Jack wants in me?

xeni goes to jack in the box for a large seasoned curly fry with a medium coke, and a spicy crispy chicken sandwich, little did he know his new love interest would be there waiting.. xeni gets his order and in his peripheral vision he sees a hot man (oolala) by the name of jack. xeni makes his move but trips like the stupid bitch he is, causing jack to gracefully put his hand out to help this dumb idiot get up. "oh thank you jacky wacky..." he says, batting his little petite eyes. he leaves a little kiss on jacks cheek, "could i buy you a drink?" jack says rubbing the back of his neck shyly. "yes you can buy me a drink" xeni says, chucking his drink at an employee. Jack orders two drinks for himself and xeni, it being two large sprites, so they thought.. xeni took a sip and spat out the drink then took of the lid to find it was a decaf coffee. "who the fuck replaces a sprite with a decaf coffee??" a man by the name of @dolltin spoke up "you are a cunt i hope you get shit on i will fuck your family and i will piss in your decaf coffee" and then dolltin faded out of existence. xeni did the nazi salute over the spot dolltin was formerly at in despair for the fall of him. then out of random lust, jack pins xeni against the wall, "you want this special sauce? its only for the finest of people.." jack said looking into xenis eyes with lust, xeni looked back into his two little blue eyes how spicy sexy. jack took off his belt and carefully tied it around xenis hands. (hummana hummana its getting HOT in here, the sexual tension is unbearable..) "all those ladies know is how to cook, clean, and yell at you ... but you're so much different sexy" xeni says HOTLY, it was turning jack on..... the burger king mascot busts a nut through the door sexily and runs in. "keep your hands off him jack.. He went to MY fast food place FIRST" burger king yelled, "NO HE DIDNT HE WAS HERE FIRST!!" jack yelled back, colonel sanders gracefully falls through the roof, "children, children, no need to argue. he was at mine first." "WELL HE WANTS ME NOT YOU TWO" burger king roared in retaliation. "HE WOULD BE BETTER WITH ME, I DONT USE FROZEN PATTIES.." jack says. "he clearly likes chicken, he should be with a man that can provide him with it" colonel sanders says calmly, xeni couldnt choose, he wants all of their man tits.. how could he possibly pick one. "Im feeling devious.." he said looking at the ground, hes ready to sing a little tune. He wants all the tits so he must turn polyamorous. He jumps into song putting his hand in front of his face and gracefully says "YOU'RE LOOKING GLAMOROUS..." he says pointing at burger king "lets get mischievous" burger king says while xeni points to jack, "and polyamorous" jack says before xeni randomly gets a microphone and starts singing the rest of the song as the background turns into a bright stage with all the mascots as background dancers. even gidget showed up before gaining wings and flying off into the heavens above, before smacking her head on the ceiling like a fucking dumbass bird and vanishing not long after. when the song ended all the mascots came together and suffocated xeni in their massive man titties. what a happy ending, or so we thought because we are stupid pieces of shit.