A Peter Parker wrong Number
"Hey, I'm bleeding to death! Send me the YouTube link on how to stitch a bullet wound."
"Help me with my chemistry homework first."
You Hey Cam? Can you help me with the chem homework? Problem 5?
Cam? Mr. Cobbwell?
You Yeah
Cam? Hate to break it to you I'm not Cam However, I have cobweb so I can help you!
You Thanks Mr. Stranger
Not Cam Anytime Enter chemistry answer here
You THANKS!! wait are you a Mr.? I feel bad if you aren't
Not Cam I am indeed a Mr. What are you?
You A Ms.
Mr. Not Cam Thank you
You Anytime Mr. Not Cam
Mr. Not Cam I'll take you up on that Ms. Random Number
~~~at midnight ~~~
Mr. Not Cam Ned HWLP!!
You This is a terrible time to say I'm not Ned, right?
Mr. Not Cam Congrats Ms. Random Number You have been upgraded to Ms. Not Ned Now please send me a YouTube video on how to stitch a bullet wound
You Insert link Why are you up at midnight?
Mr. Not Cam Work
You Dam, that must suck
Mr. Not Cam I love what I do so not really Why are you up?
You I'm eating the healthiest food I possibly can
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Mr. Not Cam Man, that looks good
You It is You think if I make a second one and point a beacon to the sky, god will answer my prayers and I'll meet Spiderman
Mr. Not Cam Absolutely definitely yes
Wait, I just realized how much there is to unpack in that sentence
You Okay I did it You better be right Also, yes, lol, but we don't question it
Now, I know what you're thinking. You did not just make a second sugar packed whatever, point a beacon the the sky with an open window, right? Well, guess again mother fuckers cuz I totally did. Honestly if Spiderman doesn't come, I'll just eat it myself. Who needs sleep when you can sugar rush?
I sit on my phone, on the kitchen counter for a bit. I hoped and prayed to God that one of pets didn't get out.
I hear a thump and look up. HOLY SHIT!!! Mr. Not Cam was right. Spiderman came!
"You know you just said that out loud right?" he asks.
"Welp, lovely meeting you too. Imma go die in a corner," I shrug.
"Aw please don't. I was told you had a crazy sugar filled thing," he sighs.
"I do," I say handing it to him.
"Oh yeah! Thank you!!" he says, the smile so prevelant on his voice. He lifts his mask up and starts to eat.
"So, Mr. Not Cam? Who's he?" Spiderman asks after a bit.
"Oh this dude I texted after my friend gave me a wrong number," I explain.
He laughs. "Do you know if the random dudes a pedo?"
"Uh, no," I realize.
"Well you should figure that out," he suggests.
"You're right," I say, marveling in my own stupidity. "Well he knew my chemistry teacher's homework so I really don't think he is one."
"Still check. Lovely speaking to you, miss," he starts to leave.
"Wait don't you know him?" I ask. "I mean, how else would you know I had food for you?"
He looks panicked for all about one second. "I'm just trying to teach internet safety."
"Oh, fair. Good night! Don't get hurt. And get that wound checked out," I say pointing to it.
"I will, thank you miss. Have a good night," he says, climbing out the window and shooting a web. Wow! I had a man sneak in through the window and back out it. When did my life become a cringy teen movie?
