Dear Mr. Parker,

We Got Divorced

You
Cat

Mr. Not Cam
HEYYY

You
How you doin?

Mr. Not Cam
Where's that from?

You
Been trying to figure it out man

Mr. Not Cam
So n e ways, I kinda
sorta have an internship with
someone

You
PLEASE TELL ME ITS STARK
INDUSTRIES

Mr. Not Cam
Tis, tis

You
HOLY SHIZBALLS

Mr. Not Cam
Ikr
But like in order for your
phone to remain unhacked, imma
need your name

You
Name for a name?

Mr. Not Cam
Sure

You

Y/N

Mr. Not Cam
Peter

You
K so, Pete?
Could you add me to a
group chat with IronMan

Peter MAN
Lemme ask lol
Yeah he said it's fun
and he would love to meet the
'modern youth' especially those
that are my 'friends'

You
Why is the friends in marks?

Peter MAN
CUZ
ur my bestie 🥺🥺

You
Awwww
Pete, I'm so sorry

Peter MAN
No, no it's fine I get it
(You owe me ice cream)

You
Oh really? Thanks!!
(Alrighty)
Now that group chat or?

Peter MAN
Oh wow, I see how it is
I pour my heart and soul
into that conversation and
all you care about is a man with money

You
But that's not how it is?

Peter MAN
Don't lie to me, Y/N
It'll only break my heart
more

You
The money isn't what's important to
me
Think of all the time we've spent
together!
That time at midnight where I sent
you that video of how to stitch
a bullet wound?

Peter MAN
How dare you?!
That was back when I didn't
know how little I mean to
you
I mean, you care about someone
you is rich and famous and 40
How could I compare?

You
I'm sorry
Listen, I'll be better in the future
I pinky swear I won't do it again

Peter MAN
It's too late now to say
sorry
Look, Y/N?

You
Hm?
Please no

Peter MAN
We're over
I'm calling my lawyer
I want the dog and the house

You
IM SO SO SO SORRY
I mean, at least take the kids
with you

Peter MAN
Those rats?
I think the heck not

You
Well I don't want em

Peter MAN
Neither do I
What do we do with them then

You
Give em to Stark ig

Peter MAN
I call forcing you to ask

You
FINE
add me to the group chat