"If I jumped off this building, would you save me?" I break the silence.
"Of course, why wouldn't I?" he looks concerned.
"Cool, cool," I look around. "You wanna go sledding now?"
"Yessir," he says, standing up and grabbing the sleds that were discarded by the roof door. We make it to the hill behind the tower. As much as I insist, Peter doesn't let me carry either one of the sleds. How very gentlemany of him.
After a day of sledding and plenty of cute moments that will be forever gatekept, I decide to finally text the group chat.
You
Hey, slutmuffins
Classical Cameron
Dickhead!
Mmmm J
Nosefucker
Boyfriend's Best Friend
Darthshit!
Boyfriend
LANGUAGE!
You
You're no fun, Peter
Boyfriend's Best Friend
Uhmmm, Peter, have you seen this article?
link
Oh My Kei
Dude, what?!
Spiderman was seen with a girl?
Mmmm J
Yeah, his supposed girlfriend
I can't see her face at all tho
Boyfriend's Best Friend
Peter, whaddya think???
You
Yeah, Peter, what do you think?
Boyfriend
Uhm,
That's crazy??
Do you think he'll post about it?
You
Checking Twitter lol
On the bird app
Spiderman @SpidermanOfficial
Yooooo!! Did you know I have a girlfriend??
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The Best Vigilante @poolsdeadlol
'bout time you got game, Spidey
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You Know Who I Am @ ironmanofficial
I mean, congrats
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✨her ✨ @ thecoolL/N
No, way! @peterparkour
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Peter @peterparkour
Crazy, right?
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Nedward @iamyourfather
Wait, wait, he could be sarcastic
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Spiderman @spidermanofficial
@iamyourfather I'm not being sarcastic. I actually have a girlfriend now
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A/N
Sorry for not updating for a bit. Shit's been happening and writer's block. However, I think I can start getting into it again, so yeah
FOREVER STAN THE WAFFLE CULT
🧇🧇🧇🧇
YOU ARE READING
Dear Mr. Parker,
FanfictionA Peter Parker wrong Number "Hey, I'm bleeding to death! Send me the YouTube link on how to stitch a bullet wound." "Help me with my chemistry homework first."
