You
Are you a McPedo?
Mr. Not Cam
Nope
....
Are you a McPedo?
You
Why would I be a McPedo?
Mr. Not Cam
That's exactly what a McPedo
would say
You
I'm not a McPedo
Gah, this whole conversation
sounds suspicious
Mr. Not Cam
It really does
What brought this on?
You
The threat that you may be a McPedo
OMG GUESS WHAT?!
Mr. Not Cam
That's honestly fair
AND WHAT?!
You
I know it is
YOU WERE RIGHT
SPIDERMAN CAME
Mr. Not Cam
HOLY MY JESSE
HE DID?!
You
He did
And he was literally so nice.
And all I literally saw was his
jawline, mouth and like the tiniest
part of his nose, but dam he was fine
Mr. Not Cam
That's good to know
Ok, I gots to finish work
and then go to sleep for school
You
I should probably sleep too
You go to Midtown
Mr. Not Cam
As do you
You
True
N e gays, sleep tight
Mr. Not Cam
You too! :D
~~~in chat with a friend~~~
You
Kei, guess what just happened!
Also, forward this to Cam, she
gave me a wrong number
Kei 🦿🧃
Kei cannot answer right
now because they are sleeping
You should to
Go to fucking sleep Y/N
You
Imma interpret your automatic
response as a "WHAT?"
Kei 🦿🧃
Kei cannot answer right
now because they are sleeping
You should to
Go to fucking sleep Y/N
You
I MET SPIDERMAN
Kei 🦿🧃
Kei cannot answer right
now because they are sleeping
You should to
Go to fucking sleep Y/N
You
AND HE WAS LIKE FINE, FINE
I'LL TELL YOU MORE AT SCHOOL
TOMORROW
Kei 🦿🧃
Kei cannot answer right
now because they are sleeping
You should to
Go to fucking sleep Y/N
You
SURPRISINGLY, IT'S A REASONABLE
TIME AND IM GOING TO SLEEP
Kei 🦿🧃
Kei cannot answer right
now because they are sleeping
You should to
Go to fucking sleep Y/N
YOU ARE READING
Dear Mr. Parker,
FanfictionA Peter Parker wrong Number "Hey, I'm bleeding to death! Send me the YouTube link on how to stitch a bullet wound." "Help me with my chemistry homework first."
