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🍃Dating Eduardo includes:🍃

[Eduardo slander nO MORE!!!- is my baby]
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-Coffee bros
{girls, gays, theys- everybody a bro}

-Cute picnic dates where you both paint pieces for each other

-Constant bickering

-plant co-parenting

-snuggle buddies

-you want snacks? BOOM he's got you covered, literally

-jealous all the time, rarely around Jon or Mark but out in public- oh boy

-nose boops and kisses easily subdue his rage

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(Random depressing facts/ background info cause brain empty atm)

_Has major trust and anger issues due to his childhood so he lashes out at you from time to time, but will always start crying afterwards cause he's afraid of loosing another person he loves

_Doesn't really hate Jon, in fact he cares deeply about both of his friends. He just sees Jon as a younger version of him and doesn't want Jon to get hurt like he had so he attempts to "toughen him up"

_Again, he really doesn't know how to express himself through words nor is he good at expressing emotions like sadness, anxiety and worry so he tends to use actions or gestures to get a meaning out if he doesn't understand how to properly do so verbally

_listens to music when stressed and will either stay in his car for a while with a special playlist playing or he locks himself in his room for the night until you fetch him for dinner

_His memory is really good so he sadly holds onto a lot of guilt and trauma from the past leading to a lot of nightmares and sleepless nights. Having you near, however, greatly soothes him and he actually gets sleep.

_Has a slight form of body dismorphia, mostly about his face and appearance. Doesn't like actively taking selfies of himself and will normally opt to taking pics of you or the others (.......am I self projecting? Probably)

Sadness is now over, hopefully