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☕️Coffee or Tea?🍵

{Now for the real tough decisions}
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Edd: Coffee
Edd has trouble with staying up too late for hour on end and he achieves this with cup after cup of coffee. He doesn't particularly like it but it gets the job done. He takes his coffee with a lot of creamer and a bit of milk

Tom: Neither
While he doesn't hate coffee or tea and will drink it if he wants, he'd much rather have alcohol. That being said if he had to chose it would probably be coffee. He doesn't really see the hype in tea

Matt: Tea
Along with metaphorical tea this man loves the drink. He has at least 3 teas per day. One in the morning to wake him up, one in the afternoon to detox, and one at night to help him sleep. The tea gives him this certain glow, or that's what he says at least

Tord: Coffee
Tord is too busy to steep tea so he doesn't even bother half the time. He likes his coffee black with just a hint of sugar. However if Paul or someone made him some he'd at least try it. He's found he's quite partial to black teas

Eduardo: Both
Usually Eduardo will have a cup of coffee during the day to keep his energy up, but he'll also make some tea every now and then. Since he likes plants so much it's only right that he has quite the collection of different teas. His house has a drawer in the kitchen dedicated to it as well

Mark: Tea
Mark just doesn't like the taste of coffee, no matter what he adds to it he just doesn't. Tea is soothing for him as well, the perfect blend can easily relax him for hours as he reads a book on a day off. Secretly he really likes the more aromatic teas with a hint of fruit

Jon: Tea
Eduardo will not, under any circumstances, give him coffee. But that's fine with Jon as he doesn't like it either, so he sticks to tea with Mark. His favorite type of tea is milk teas and bobas, such a variety makes him all giddy

Patryk: Coffee
Being a pilot takes a lot of energy, energy that this man does not have. After dealing with Paul for an entire flight and possibly Tord he needs a cup or 3 of coffee. He hates bitter coffee but doesn't particularly like super sweet either

Paul: Coffee
The only predictable thing you could think he likes just based off appearance alone and get right. He likes to grind his own coffee since he thinks it give it more flavor to the brew. And while the caffeine doesn't do much to help ease his energy it does help settle his smoking cravings from time to time