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🐾Pets🐾

[Throw that hoe Tamara]
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Edd:
You guys already have Ringo, but I feel you might get either another cat or a small dog breed after a while. If you're allergic you guys would get a goldfish

Matt:
Matt has always wanted an exotic animal. The novelty getting to him, so I feel you guys would get a ferret.

Tom:
When you moved into the guy's house you had brought a pretty large sized dog(if you can't have dogs you can change it to cats or whatever). And of course, Tom had instantly dubbed it his drinking buddy

Tord:
He bought you highly trained protection dogs. Either mastiffs or a large bully breed. Though they are trained, you still love to goof off with them and dress them up in baggy hoodies and sweaters.

Eduardo:
Y'all would have a turtle. His name is Esteban de la Rosá Sanchez and he is pampered to no end. He lives in your guy's garden with multiple heating lamps and his own pool.

Mark:
He has a snake. At first you were really cautious of the little danger noodle but after a while it grew on you and now you guys are best friends

Jon:
You got him a chocolate lab puppy for his birthday one year and he is your son. He'd probably name it brownie or cookie dough

Paul:
For some ungodly reason, this man just up and decides to get a rescue iguana from some sanctuary. They are treated like a baby and Paul built a fake tree and climbing course in your guy's dorm at the base

Patryk:
Bird. Just bird.
He has his own little "condor call" for it when walking around. Probably an African grey parrot or he'd tame hawks