|| |{Eddsworld oneshots}| x reader||

👶Parents👨‍🍼

{Start of my requested chapters!!}
.
.
.
Edd:
Being a dad was a bit challenging for him at first but he eventually grew into it. I mean, he already has the dad jokes on lock and key so he was always halfway there. His kid would be his world and he would be the most caring and considerate parent he could be. But of course he'd also be fair, making sure your kid(s) knew right from wrong and that there would be consequences. He'd definitely buy matching clothes to match with his son/daughter

Matt:
While Matt isn't the most serious of the group he would step up to be a parent. However you'd probably have to dish out the punishments since he'd just let your kid get off the hook for so many things. It's adorable but sometimes you do have to step in. Matt seems like the type of parent who would share snacks with his kid secretly. If you said no chocolate he'd definitely give his kid a small bite of whatever he was eating

Tom:
As far as parenting goes he does his best. In all honesty he never really imagined himself having kids, even hating the idea of it earlier in his life. But ever since having a kid/kids with you he's changed his tune. He's the kind of parent to worry about everything but appear fine on the outside. He's very affectionate towards his child and will often play Susan just to entertain them, or lull them to sleep. And if they're ever sad? Everyone better watch out because he will do everything in his power to see his child smile again

Tord:
Sir is one very protective papa. He will spoil your child senseless, treating them like a prince or princess. Anything they want all they have to do is ask. But of course he won't raise them to be spoiled, your children will have to work for what they want, even if it's something mundane around the base. All of the Red Army are assigned to keep an eye on Red Leader's heir(s) and beloved partner, no harm shall ever come to you. While stern he's pretty playful and caring towards his kids, teaching them everything they need to know. Even if that happens to be how to shoot a gun

Eduardo:
Being a dad for him was just like putting on a pair of old jeans, and it fit him so perfectly. His usual pride and ego melting whenever your child is around. His child is his number one priority, no matter what. Sometimes you'll catch him muttering Spanish to his son/daughter, having cute little nicknames they both share. While he may seem stoic and rough to others it's no secret that he loves his kid(s). They're his pride and joy, for now until forever

Mark:
Mark was a little scared to be a dad, not going to lie. He knew nothing on how to care for a kid and wasn't always liking of them either. He tries though and that's all you could ever ask for. Never once did he want to up and leave, to abandon the life he helped to make. As much as it scared him he stepped up and did his part, though he will need guidance now and again

Jon:
This man absolutely adores children, and now that he has one of his own he's even more ecstatic. It doesn't matter what gender, he will dress your child in the cutest and fuzziest onesie he can find, extra points if it's an animal onesie. While not completely knowledgeable on every child need he had babysat for a very long time so he knows how to care for a child's basic needs. Making sure they're always fed and feeling loved. If your child is sad, he's sad. When they're happy, so is he

Patryk:
Like with Eduardo parenting just came a bit easier to him. He's the mom friend anyway so having a child isn't that much harder for him. Of course with his job he does have to leave for a while from time to time, but always carries a photo of his beloveds in his uniform pocket, always thinking of when he'd be back home. He's very chill for a parent but still strict when needed,  ok with reprimanding his child if they needed it. The first gift he gets your child is obviously a stuffed plane, as a joke of course but he still thinks it would be cute if his child took after his love of flying, though he won't push

Paul:
Paul would be a mix of Matt and Tom, not really imagining himself with a kid but once he does he will love the small fleshy thing with his entire heart. All of his squishmallows will be given to your child and he would be so attentive. Paul is naturally a hugger, so for the first few years your child would be carried by him literally every day. It was a habit both had to break out of unfortunately. However if anyone hurts or upsets his kid then his entire mood shifts into protective papa bear, not allowing anything to happen to his pride and joy. And if that means fighting another kid's dad then so be it, and he would win too. Is the kind of dad to wear a pink tutu and tiara if his child asked