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🥃Drunken Shenanigans🍻

[No New Year's post, but! We got the next best thing]
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Edd: sloppy drunk
Edd doesn't get drunk very often, but when he does oh boy, good luck. He is one of the most rambling drunks you have ever met. Once he starts he can't stop until he finally crashes on the floor/stairs. His hangovers aren't terrible and he usually will just stay home on the couch with a blanket and Ringo watching tv

Matt: emotional drunk
Bring the tissues and a shoulder, cause mans gets emotional. He is a trademark lightweight and after one accidental drink of "grape juice" you find him bawling on the kitchen floor about snakes or something. Matt demands to be taken care of during his hangovers and spends his time mostly in the bathroom or cuddled up in bed

Tom: reckless drunk
A lot of people would think he's an alcoholic, drinking everyday. And they aren't far off. He doesn't get drunk every day, just at least once per week. And once per week you'll always have to fish him out of a tree or the roof. His hangovers aren't that bad due to his weekly fun so Tom's just a little more sluggish and moody the morning after

Tord: reckless drunk
Y'all gotta lock him in a room by himself while drunk or else he'll bite your neck/arms/hands/ anything he can get at. But you also have to watch out for him cause he'll also try drinking bleach again. Some how, he doesn't seem affected by his hangovers, just drinking more coffee than normal

Eduardo: affectionate drunk
Biggest snuggle bug/romantic ever. Drunk Eduardo is almost a complete 180 from normal, attitude wise. He's quite bold as well, showing more PDA than usual without being flustered himself. Compliments will be shot at you in every sentence he slurs, in Spanish and in English. Eduardo is very moody with hangovers, hide poor Jon for a while.

Mark: secret drunk
Literally stays the same when drunk. You could never tell he was wasted from his demeanor, unless you actually spoke to him. He forgets all English and starts spewing nonsense, opting to using his hands to gesture to things. His hangovers are the same way, though he drinks a tea instead of juice for breakfast. He doesn't get drunk easily, and rarely ever touches alcohol

Jon: sloppy drunk
Oh that sweet baby. Jon's hunched over the toilet all night regretting drinking whatever Eduardo and Mark had in the fridge. Eduardo would laugh at him for a bit then would set aside some medicine and soup for later. Hangovers are even worse, but he gets to cuddle with his favorite person watching movies all day so it's not as terrible

Paul: happy drunk
Toddler, a literal toddler. He's all over the place, especially in your space. Clinging onto your torso and legs while babbling nonsense. Show him one of his 'mallows and he goes nuts, cooing like it's an actual baby. Keep him away from any washing machines, or else he'll eat another tide pod. Just like Tom, he isn't really phased by hangovers, just needing some Tylenol and bitter coffee

Patryk: blackout drunk/ angry drunk
He gets blackout drunk. And while blacked out he seems to grow a bit more aggressive towards other people- except you and Pau. He gets pretty snappy and almost punched a cadet for accidentally bumping into you. When he's hungover, you have to literally show him clips of drunk him cause he won't remember. And when he sees them, he'll instantly go to anyone who he snapped at and apologize profusely. Patryk doesn't throw up as much as others so he just walks around like normal