Keefe: Wut is that? *Points to police man*
Sophie: That's a clown.
Keefe: Wut is that? *Points to blood*
Sophie: That's ketchup.
Keefe: Wut is that? *Points to car*
Sophie: It's a giant moving pillow, but call it GMP for short.
Sophie three minutes later: *Gets hit by car and is on the sidewalk bleeding*
Keefe: *Grabs phone and dials 911* CLOWN, HELP! MY FRIEND GOT HIT BY A GMP AND NOW SHE'S LYING IN A PUDDLE OF KETCHUP!
Police: ?
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KOTLC SPOOFS
Fanfiction!WARNING! Some of these spoofs are not mine But please enjoy! + !SWEAR WARNING! + !KOTLC SPOILERS!
