Sophie: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Oralie: Why?
Sophie: To get to the idiot's house.
Sophie: Knock knock.
Oralie: Who's there?
Sophie: The chicken.
Oralie: ...
Sophie: ...
Oralie: ...
Oralie: I will not punish you on one occasion.
Oralie: Go tell that joke to Bronte.
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Sophie: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Oralie: Why?
Sophie: To get to the idiot's house.
Sophie: Knock knock.
Oralie: Who's there?
Sophie: The chicken.
Oralie: ...
Sophie: ...
Oralie: ...
Oralie: I will not punish you on one occasion.
Oralie: Go tell that joke to Bronte.