Richard Ayoade's Disenchantmentplace

Chapter 24

Bean: If we're gonna catch up to the Archdruidess, we'll need our best horses.

Elfo: Or some really fast cows.

Y/n: And then we'll be off with their heads.

Zog could be heard babbling from the church.

Bean: Oh, no. Dad!

She sees her father holding the head of the captain.

Bean: Okay, everybody! Move along. Haven't you seen a honking king before? Elfo, don't wander off. We're outta here in 30 seconds. Hey! Wedding's cancelled. The receptions that way. The faster your run, the more beer you get.

Y/n: Alright, we're gonna need some faster than a horse and a cow. But what could it be? We need something that could get us really fast to Steamland.

Bean: That is something that we're still trying to figure out.

Elfo: Maybe we could use...ass-blades.

Y/n: Ass-blades? What in the hell are those?

Elfo: Well, you attach blades to your bottom, and then you just glide across the ground. It's an old elf invention.

Bean: (laughing) Elfo, you always have the craziest ideas!

Luci: It's almost as crazy as Y/n's wardrobe!

Y/n: Hey, my style is unique! Anyway, I think we need something more practical.

Zog kept honking as he was still holding the head.

Bean: Dad, are you gonna be okay? I gotta go now.

Zog: I got the Capetian to look after me. Maybe we'll go bowling.

Y/n: Bowling with a severed head. That seems nice.

Bean and her companions rushed off, leaving King Zog with his bizarre companion.

Y/n: Well, Bean, it looks like it's time to find that speedy mode of transport. We can't keep running from danger like this.

Bean: Agreed, we need something fast.

Elfo: How about rocket boots?

Luci: Or a magic carpet.

Y/n: I like the rocket boots idea. Let's see if we can find any in Dreamland.

Dereck then came next to Zog.

Bean: Hey, sorry for how things turned out. But thanks for saving me.

Zog honked.

Dereck: It's the least I could after killing you.

They helped up Zog.

Zog: Oh! Lookie, a black kitty-cat.

Luci: I told you, I'm not a cat!

Bean then gave Luci to Zog.

Bean: Luci, I need you to stay here and take care of my dad.

Luci: What? No! No way in hell. I'm not doing it. You can't make me. Not a chance.

Zog began rubbing his back.

Luci: Don't even think about it.

Bean took off her dress revealing she was wearing her regular outfit underneath while Y/n got dressed into his regular outfit.

Luci: Okay, fine. But you mind wiping off my drool.

Y/n: Alright, Steamland.

Elfo then came back with a motorcycle.