Chapter 35

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Bean: Spyglass.

Elfo handed Bean a spyglass, and with it, she located Cloyd and Becky making a daring escape in an escape pod.

Bean: Those bastards! They're stealing the escape pod.

The group rushed up to get a clear view of the escape pod just as it came into sight.

Bean: Perfect. Light me up, Luci.

Luci obliged by igniting his tail, and with it aflame, Bean aimed her arrow with precision and let it fly, hitting the escape pod dead on and causing a spectacular explosion.

Y/n: (sarcastically) Well, that's one way to say goodbye.

Luci: (grinning) Ah, don't you just love it when people plummet into the ocean and burst into a ball of fire? I know I do.

Y/n: (chuckling) Yeah, it's truly heartwarming.

Bean: (smirking) Hey, sometimes you just have to make a grand exit, right? No one does it quite like us.

Y/n: (raising an eyebrow) Indeed, Bean. You've truly mastered the art of leaving an impression. I bet those escape pod thieves won't be forgetting this anytime soon. It's like a parting gift they'll never get to enjoy.

Luci: (joining in) Ah, the ocean's embrace and a fiery explosion. It's a match made in...well, not exactly heaven, but definitely in some twisted realm of our own creation.

Y/n: (grinning) It's moments like these that make life in Dreamland truly enchanting. Who needs a calm farewell when you can have a chaotic spectacle, right, Bean?

Bean: (playfully nudging Y/n) Absolutely! We're not ones for dull goodbyes. We leave a trail of sparks wherever we go. Together, we're a force to be reckoned with!

Y/n: (nodding) That's right, Bean. We're the dynamic duo of dramatic exits. Let's keep the adventure going and leave a lasting memory wherever we roam!

Bean: (smiling) You got it, partner. Onward to the next thrilling escapade, with our own special brand of humor and flair!

Luci: (grinning mischievously) And maybe another explosion or two along the way. Just for old times' sake!

Y/n: (laughing) Oh, Luci, you always know how to keep things interesting. Let's make sure Dreamland never forgets the name of Bean and Y/n!

Little did they know, Cloyd and Becky weren't actually in the escape pod. They were hiding in a nearby cave, trying to hold back their laughter. Becky managed to stifle her laughter, but Cloyd couldn't quite contain himself, which annoyed Becky to no end.

Becky: (annoyed) Seriously, Cloyd? Can you stop laughing like an idiot?

Cloyd: (struggling to stop) Sorry, it's just... that explosion was just so unexpected!

Becky: (rolling her eyes) Ugh, sometimes I wonder why I even team up with you.

Cloyd: (finally stopping) Okay, okay, I'm done. But seriously, that was gold. Boom!

Becky: (unimpressed) Yeah, yeah, let's just get out of here before they figure out we're not actually crispy critters.

Zog, Bean, and Y/n made their way to the throne room, where they were met by Odval, the loyal advisor.

Odval: Your breakfast, your majesty.

Bean was handed a mug of beer, while Y/n received a medium-sized tea mug filled with tea, accompanied by a spread of pancakes, bacon, and eggs.

Zog: (nostalgic) We've all changed, Beanie. I've found my inside voice again. And my come-hither voice.

Y/n: (playfully) A voice that can sweep anyone off their feet.

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