Everyone were all in the castle.
Luci: All right, next shooter. You, the levees gentleman from out of town, step right up.
Elfo tosses the coins.
Elfo: Come on, seven. Lucky seven. Daddy needs a new pair of pointy shoes.
He tosses.
Luci: Jinx! Snake eyes. You lose again.(chuckles) so do you want to give me your soul now, or do a payment plan thing where I crush it slowly over time?
Y/n: How about we go into debt and make sure that we all get our head chopped off. What a way to go. Well atleast that is how I thought of my way to go. Am I right?
Luci: (Smirking) Oh, someone's feeling a bit dramatic today.
Y/n: (Grinning) Well, Luci, why not go out in style, right? I've always said, if you're going to have your soul crushed, might as well make a show of it.
Zog: Listen up you degenerates. We have company coming tonight, so I want everybody to clip nails and pick your noses before dinner.
Luci: So what are we supposed to do during dinner?
Zog: You're gonna sit still, your gonna make interesting conversation and you're not gonna embarrass me.
Y/n: Can we at least bash some heads. I bet they would love all of that because we put a show on for them. That would be quite interesting.
Bean: I think we can do all those things better down at the pub.
They all went down to the bridge.
Bean: Lower the drawbridge!
The draw bridge came all the way down.
Derek came behind them and followed.
Derek: Off ti the old pub, are we gents?
Bean: No.
Elfo: No.
Luci: scram!
Y/n: Actually we could use a fifth member.
Bean: Y/n!
Y/n: I mean go away!
Bean: Raise the drawbridge!
Before the drawbridge closes, Derek manage to jump over and landed straight into the water and went behind the others.
Derek: Nearly forgot me.
Bean: No, no,no, no,no,no,no. You are not coming.
The others kept going. Derek then appears right infront of them again.
Bean: Whoa!
Derek: Please? Please? Come on, please? Good times, everybody.
Everyone continued walking and ignored Derek.
Derek: Fine. You're a mean, ugly, heartless witch of a sister, and I wouldn't want to be seen with you anyway. But can I tag along, please?
Bean: Derek, go home. Bad brother.
Y/n: Geez, talk about cruel and heartless.
Bean: I just don't want snooping around me, okay?
Derek: Come on, I've been so lonely ever since mama has been gone.
Bean: Then go make a friend. It's simple. Just walk around and pretend you're not irritating.
Derek: But I am irritating. Hey!
She then shuts the door behind her.
Derek: Not all of us can find and elf that wants to have sex with them. And will a princess come and wants me to marry her?
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Richard Ayoade's Disenchantmentplace
AdventureA prince from another kingdom came to another kingdom so he could find something what is worth his time. But what he didn't count is that he's gonna venture off
