Richard Ayoade's Disenchantmentplace

Chapter 46

As the trio continued floating high in the air, Bean's lament about the lack of rum and her longing for Mora hung in the atmosphere like a raincloud.

Bean: (Sighs) We're out of rum. I miss Mora. And why did we toss that chamber pot overboard?

Zog: (Cheerful) Ah, cheer up, Beanie. We've got a picnic basket here.

With excitement, Zog opened the basket, expecting to find a delicious treat. However, what he discovered inside was far from appetizing.

Zog: Oh, there's yummy funnel cake under this mold.

Y/n(Alva): (Grinning) Yeah, let's just hope it doesn't make your tummy go... (mimics groaning)

Bean's mood took a slight turn for the better when she noticed something intriguing.

Bean: Wait a minute, look at this. It's the stience map!

Zog examined the map with great enthusiasm, his eyes sparkling with anticipation.

Zog: (Pointing) Ooh, we can grab brunch at Cheese Land, dessert at Fudgeville, and a peppermint Frappuccino at Yum Yum Island. Oh, wow, that's a... Wait, Dreamland's on here. If we get hooked on these little arrows, they could give us a ride!

Bean: And we're just two inches from home.

Zog: (Excited) Alright, which of these ropes takes us to Fudgeville?

Y/n(Alva) knew that Zog's enthusiasm was leading them astray, and he couldn't help but interject.

Y/n(Alva): Hold on a minute. I don't think any of these ropes will take us to Fudgeville. In fact, I'm pretty sure we'd just be plummeting to our deaths.

Before they could process this revelation, a goon seemingly dropped from the sky, landing on top of their hot air balloon with a thud. Y/n(Alva) acted quickly, reaching for an expendable hook and expertly knocking down the goon along with his dagger. However, in the process, the hook tore a hole in the balloon, causing it to start plummeting toward the ground.

Bean: (Panicking) We're falling! We're falling!

Zog: (Clutching the map) No! Not before I get my Frappuccino!

Zog: Where the hell are we?

Bean: Oh, no, Maru.

They all climbed into the mysterious temple. As they entered, they found themselves cornered by a group of menacing goons, seemingly trapped. But to their surprise, the wall behind them suddenly opened, revealing a strange and mystical force that pulled them inside. As they were pulled, Y/n reverted to his original form.

Weird Woman: Follow us, Bean and two other Beans.

They obediently followed the two strangers into an unknown area.

Zog: Uh-oh, a few old ladies.

Old Ladies: Save us, Tiabeanie! Save us! Save us! Save us!

They clung to Bean desperately.

Bean: Seriously, do you guys not understand boundaries?

Lightning sparked from her hand.

Prudence: Welcome back to Maru, Tiabeanie. I am Prudence, Queen of the Crone. That's just an honorable title because we've got nothing.

Y/n: More like Queen of the Old.

Bean: I remember you. You're that lunatic who scratched my arm.

Prudence: My scratching days are behind me. (She reveals her missing arm)

Zog: Wow, what doesn't get chopped these days?

Y/n: A penis. (He receives shocked responses from the others)