John's Apartment
"So I heard you got a new dog! Where is he?"(Sera)
"Right here!"(John)
The gell-haired teen said excitedly as he pointed to the.. dog in question
"..THATS A GROWN ASS MAN-"(Sera)
"Well he's a little old but who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks right? Watch this- Speak!"(John)
"Wassup bro?"(Ben)
"Good boy!"(John)
"Yeah he just spoke English that's a whol- that's a grown- that's an actual human being-"(Sera)
"Yeah! I guess he does have that sort of human feel to him eh?"(John)
"Yeah, cause he's a fucking dude. I think we're drastically overlooking the fact that's just a guy on all fours you keep as your.. pet?"(Sera)
"He's actually a rescue-"(John)
"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!"(Sera)
"It's a shame. I found him wandering the streets by himself so I took him in!"(John)
"I was walking through the neighborhood one day and he just grabbed me."(Ben)
"Oka-Okay what's your name dude?"(Sera)
"I call him Mr. Fluffykins!"(John)
"It's actually Ben."(Ben)
"Okay.. so this is some kind of kink thi-"(Sera)
"No man, he genuinely thinks I'm a dog."(Ben)
"Okay even then! Why are you going along with it?"(Sera)
"Free rent, free food."(Ben)
"Still-"(Sera)
"401k Matching, pension plan, dental coverage-"(Ben)
"You get Dental Coverage?"(Sera)
"Let me tell you, my canines have never looked so good."(Ben)
"..Meow?"(Sera)
"Daddy's little kitten!"(John)
"Okay fuck that!"(Sera)
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The Unordinary Life of Ben Tennyson
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