That awkwardness when you still can't understand someone after having to repeat them self more than 4 times.
When people ask dumb questions, I feel to obligated to give sarcastic answers.
If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?
I am who I am.
I'm weird, I'm lame, I run into things, I spill food, I trip, and I randomly talk to myself sometimes.
But I love it that way.
Rule in math:
if it seems easy,
you're doing it wrong.
Friend: your parents are SO NICE!
Me: Thats because YOU'RE here.
When I was younger I used to sing in the shower.
Now I make life decisions in there.
Me: *laughs*
Parents: Whats so funny? Whats going on? Who are you talking to? Can I see see the joke? Are you hiding something?
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Student: May I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: You should have gone during break time.
Student: Sorry, I didn't plan out my peeing schedule.
Google: I know everything
Facebook: I know everyone
Internet: Without me, you're all nothing.
Electricity: Keep talking fools.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I will pick you up right after finishing laughing.
TEEHEE
Strangers think I'm quite,
friends think I'm loud,
best friends think I'm INSANE!
(I relate to this one in every way possible)
We all have that one friend who starts acting up cos there's boys around.
That awkward moment you can't stop smiling because of something you remembered, from, like, 3 years ago.
That awkward moment you have to cough but its dead silent. *dies*
ESTÁS LEYENDO
The mini book of joy
De TodoBored? Well this is the best place you can go! Come here and we can be bored TOGETHER. This book will be loaded with jokes, rants, facts, and other awesome sauce stuff. keep in mind some of these stuff (such as the relatable posts, like, how can...
