Telling the truth, and smiling for no reason. Then they think you're lying. *sigh*
To do list:
1) Change Facebook profile name to No one.
2) Like everyone's status.
I go on youtube to watch a music video,
a few hours later,
I'm watching a tutorial on how to speak to a giraffe.
How to f*ck up a knock knock joke:
"COME IN."
Algebra.... When am I gonna be using this later in life when I can do it with out equations?
Why does math need to be involved with the alphabet?
UGH.
When I'm in the car and a sad song turns on my iPod, I stare out the window and act like I'm in a movie.
Most people's thinking time is in the shower,
mine is in the car.
In the morning theres a huge difference between 7:00 and 7:05 AM.
Asking your parents for help on math homework and after five minutes like: "FINE I'LL DO IT ALONE."
"I LOVE EMINEM!"
"I like skittles better."
"No, the rapper you idiot..."
"You're the idiot, whats so good about an M&M wrapper...?"
When cashiers ask: "Is that everything?"
Me: "No, I'd also like to buy this invisible sh!t."
Teenager:
Teen-age-er (noun) :
A person thats treated like a kid but expected to act like an adult.
Saying "what?" and 1 second later realising what he/she said.
Me: "Mom I'm going out."
Mom: "With your friends?"
Me: "No mom, with Pikachu."
Mom:"WHO'S PIKACHU, IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND?!"
That awkward moment you have to explain a dirty joke to someone.
Cat: Meow.
Me: Meow?
Cat: Meow meow...
Me: Oh my God... I speak cat...
Can I smile at my phone without my mom thinking I have a boyfriend?!
Fries before guys
All foods before dudes.
Me: *Accidently thinks of something awakward I did three years ago*
Me: No nononononnnononononnonononono NO *cringe*
Let me see your phone/Laptop
*delete* *delete* *delete* *delete* *delete* ... here you go!
When a gif doesn't move:
MOVE GODDAMMIT
When someone tells you they like you:
Are you on crack?
(Hasnt happened but if it did that would be my response. )
When someone talks back to the teacher:
This gonna be goooooddd.
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Dedication to whom ever made some of these!!
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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