The mini book of joy

Almost 2015... Yay?

HEEYYYYY
Did you have a great christmas?

Get lots of gifts?

WELL IT DOESNT MATTER COS NOW WE HAVE A NEW YEAR TO WORRY ABOUT

2015 yo!

I have to worry about
- new years resolution *SIGH*
- having a great new years night
- not being a total failure EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR.

I cant NOT worry about any of these so I'm screwed.

I HAAAATE HIGH SCHOOL

or college what ever

If you can relate to any of the above, then you can continue reading and not feel so bad about yourself

1) New year? New you! (Ugh).
Make a new years resolution and you'll be sorted.
All you have to make sure is
- dont be you
- DoNT eAt So MUcH
- DONT have fun and just study
Study
Study
Study
S
T
U
D
Y
STUDY
Will I follow those rules eventually? NO
SO IM SCREWED. GUESS WHAT?
A GOOD YEAR DOESNT EXIST.
Yup thats the reality.
It will end up like 2014
A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME
(And a big mush of UGH THIS CENTURY IS MESSED UP)
So yeah im just gonna focus on my bucket list and not give af and just live my life.
Apparently rules were made to be broken.
But you see, here comes the reality,
YOU JUST THINK OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU AND HOW MUCH BETTER THEY MUST BE.
So you go back to the usual
A day that consists of
1) breakfast whilst ignoring family
2) YAY HOORAY SCHOOL TIME. YEAH SCHOOLS GREAT.
3) Hours of boring and utter despair. Not to mention re learning everything.
4) going home
5) eating
6) "homework"
7) eating
8) surf the web hours on end. No matter what you do you can never quit WIFI. The internet always has something new GODDAMMIT
9) 5 hours of sleep
REPEAT
SO YEAH LIFES GREAT.
Then you know the blessed holiday comes
You make a promise to HAVE THE BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE.
but yet you do the same thing
(Surf the web, eat, sleep. MINUS THE SCHOOL BIT)
So mhmm new years resolution doesnt help much
In the end I'll feel like a failure anyway
Yup teen years are so the best years of your life
2015 will be the same as 2014
Except be called "2015"
With a new messed up society
And you'll be 1 yr older
A year that consists test, homework & boring with a dash of WTAF
2) new years
You know the type of people that are like partying hard out, livin their life?
Yeah them.
I think they exist.
Im just not on the same page as them
ANYWAY
I wish i could party all day party all night, too.
Like ppl say "its when you fall in love"
And stuff
But i'll end up staying at home, in bed, eating a tasty AF burrito while reading cliche wattpad stories of ppl falling in love on christmas, having fun,
Instead of actually doin it all
#foreveralone
But idc.
Atleast I have my food and laptop and John Green books on my side,
Right?
Who cares about the pressure to have the best day of your life!
Amiright?

YALL BE JEALOUS

So that was me moping around about such a great life when theres millions of people that might not even have gotten a present.
Im a great person.

____

Did you guys hear about shane dawson's vid being deleted by sony?
UGH EFF YOU SONY

#bringshanesparodybacksony
#icantthinkofhashtags
#spreadtheword

The reason its unfair is cos
a) if parodies were copyrighted ALL the parodies would be deleted but still shanes one is the only one deleted

b) it isnt as rude and awful as the other ones. Well maybe its disturbing, but thats shane for ya

c) who cares if young kids accidently watch it, you have to be 13 to go on youtube anyway

d) last time i checked youtube was the home of the retarded
ex.
Girl eats used tampon
The 2 girls one cup action
And other weird viral videos you see on the react channel

e) they just didnt like it

WTF SONY

I DONT WANT A PS4 ANYMORE FOR CALL OF DUTY ADVANCED WARFARE
I DONT EVEN WANT THE TV ANYMORE

Seriously I get that you're getting shiz this yr, especially with the whole "the interview" movie
BUT CALM DOWN
I really dont want shane dawson to go

#spreadtheword

#bye
#fineiwillstop