The mini book of joy

25 sad things about bein a girl

1. Periods. Yeah, I don't need to continue that topic. Why do we have to be punished for not being pregnant?

2. Pressure.Expectations.
People expect us to be beautiful, polite, smart, and all these things whilst boys, you just expect them to be boys.

3. Shaving.
For us girls, that have have to shave at least once a month, its a pain in the arse. For those 50% people that were praised with hairless legs. You are so damn lucky Idek.

4. Falling in love with ANYONE.
So there will be a book character you have a major crush on, or that celebrity you fell in love with since xfactor (i.e. harry styles)
Or that dude that went to primary school with you. But guess what?
They either forgot about you, are not real( augustus waters) or don't even know you EXIST.

5. B!tch fights.
I wouldnt know how these are like since I either dont talk at all around those biatch girls, or just dont hang out with them.
(Been in small arguments thats it they arent even srs usually about celebrities)
With guys fights there are shoving and a teensy bit of yelling, then theres the:
"Oh, I'm so sorry man."
Then the weird hand slapping shiz.
But for girls theres like slaps (rarely) and screaming and just UGH. After a month you'd still be arguing over it...grrr. have the right friends and that doesn't happen tho

6. Burping or farting is weird if a girl does it.
Why? Just why? I may be a girl but I act like a guy, okay? Deal with it.

7. Not being able to wear thin shirts because your bra might show...

8. Having weird itches in random places and then causing you to twitch like a mental person.

9. Men that are sexist to us loyal woman.

10. Pregnancy.
Yes, young lady in the corner right there! Yes you!
Chances are, one day you will be pregnant. Not gonna guarantee it, but stakes are high...
Yup, 7 months of torture.
Having to eat the right food
Cravings
Trying to deal with the fact theres a HUMAN inside you.

11. Not being able to eat either too little or too much food without being judged.

12. All those fake photoshopped photos in magazines.
*whispers* men are just using us

13. Being eye raped. No, just no.

14. Woman get paid 18% less than men.

15. Expected to wear make-up.

16. Woman do more house work grrr

17. Having need to go to the bathroom in the forrest or something. men could find a tree. But what can we do?

18. People accept men swearing but not for us girls, its considered "rude."

19. Slutty girls that act dumb cos they just cant be them self. Or the other way around.

20. High heels.
Its funny cos men first started wearing them.

21. People calling you dramatic.

22. Being made genetically worse than men.

23. Being viewed as weak.

24. Having to do your hair. Or else you will be judged.
For boys you can just get outta bed, go to school and you'll still look great.
Its impossible for me. I'd look like a cave man.

25. Getting crazy thoughts like-
"Omg my crush doesn't love me."
"Omg no one is gonna care if i die."
"My crush has forgotten all about me!"
"I will be forever alone."
"What if he is the one,
but I never ask him out ?!"
"My friends have all formed a hate club for me."
"My friends actually dont care about me, but are just using me!"
"I will not pass my exams- and will end up living in the streets!"
"My whole life is a fail."

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So, dudes. You can all agree that girls have it rough.