Anti Pick up lines

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1.
Guy: Hey haven't I seen you somewhere before?
girl: Yeah, thats why I don't go there anymore.
2.
Guy: I think I can make you happy.
Girl: why? are are you leaving?
3.
Guy: where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
4.
Guy: Hey, can I buy you something?
Girl: Actually i'd rather have the money 😛
5.
Guy: Wanna watch a movie?
Girl: I've already seen it.
6.
Guy: Don't be nervous. Ask me out.
Girl: Okay. Go out.
7.
Guy: Can you go out with me this weekend?
Girl: Sorry, sick this weekend.

A/N
Found this on the net and changed it. A bit. Anyway biffles ( reffering to my very few readers) vote, comment,
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