Me: I was walking through the forest one day when I had a fat fuckin boner but with just trees around me I had to find some kind of inspiration when I saw him My daddy my snickerdoodle my (I'm watching hoodwinked at a friend's house and the animation is so fucking weird) smoochie baby Joe Connick, I then proceeded to shoot rope out my fat cock, rope that would make spiderman shameful of his little tiny webs, they caught connick in his sexy face and he instantly became entranced with me cause im so cool and have big muscles and a penis that is not 3 cm no matter what my uncle says cause he's just mad my wenier is bigger than his.
(I am so sorry for this it was much worse before but I edited some of it out)
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Mysterious Serial killer x Joe Connick
HumorStory of A Heavily Sexual encounter of a Mysterious small town serial killer and a highschool Coach/teacher/administrator at Baker high
