Mysterious Serial killer x Joe Connick

Part 16: Green Recluse

Green Recluse: My name is Green Recluse but I bet you already knew that cause you can read the story, that's right I know this is a story That's because my superpower is being super smart my friend hasn't given me a part in his story yet so he's doing this now out of pity for me

GR: now to preface my story I must tell of a tale of how I met a mystical witch in a Wal-Mart parking lot and through her elixir of various found needles she told me of my future that I'd be Wed to a handsome rich Russian man and have 2 psychically troubled twins both Russian but in order to keep my man I'd need the Russian twins first, she then promptly fell over and started to move a whole bunch I guess it was the ghosts of the future leaving her body, and I knew my quest wouldn't be easy, I'd need help from two of my life long confidants, Red Widow and Mysterious killer...

It all started the next day cause I had to take a nap and just slept through the day but the next day I called up MK to tell him the 411

MK: Psychically troubled? What the hell are you trying to get into I give you a story and you pull this weird shit on me?

GR: Dude I promise it'll be cool we go in get the kids get out easy as your mom.

MK: what ever is your sister coming? If she's going I'll go.

GR: She's coming (ᴮᵘᵗ ⁿᵒᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ) doctors mandated that I can't be farther than 20 yards from her since the accident

MK: Alrighty we can take my Private jet

MK's "private jet" is a old Cessna that's missing 2 seats, he said it was a shame that there's only two seats with 3 people and that someone had to sit on someone's lap so we made him cling onto the top the entire way to Moscow

On arrival thanks to modern cellphones we located the "public orphanage" where the twins were located, a 8m tall stone wall surrounded the "orphanage" luckily thanks to Russian traditions nobody commits treason meaning we could easily get through the open unguarded gate

The building was only one massive room with scientific equipment scattered around a large seemingly armored sphere on the monitors around the room you could see the view of cameras inside of the sphere, in every monitor you could see the twins looking at you

MK: Whelp, let's get this over with, how do we open this up? Big red button?

Russian Twins: You must type the release code into the computer it must be done by someone who knows Russian

Mk: Why can only Russians use Russian computers?

RT: No dumbass the code is in Russian

GR: I KNOW RUSSIAN FINALLY IM USEFULL, What is the code?

RT: открытый тупица

After skillfully punching in the code, I release my new babies into the world they embrace me for my great act of kindness towards them but the moment is cut short when a group of Russian government workers come in

Russian worker: cya blat babayaga das vidanya

Luckily my Psychically troubled twins took them out no sweat by exploding their brains inside thier skulls for keeping them trapped for their entire lives

We then went back to my home where i cared for and loved my children till i met my handsome husband and Red Widow kicked Mysterious killer in the gonads and we all lived happily ever after 😁😁😁

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