Mysterious Serial killer x Joe Connick

Part 10: Afteraffect

After we were done with the bloodbath that was the yakuza Red Widow and I had to go meet Gus to get our good kush and cash

Me: "Gus we've got your guy" I said as I threw the head of the yakuza patriarch on his table

Gus: "Yes your work was satisfactory this will help with Los Pollos Hermanos, Thank you Mysterious Killer you are my favorite Nephew"

Me: "Anything for you Uncle Gus" I said tenderly smooching his stubbly cheek and caressing his chest finally stepping back so that he could continue addressing us

Gus: "And thank you too Red Widow you killed the man who killed my lover I am faithfully indebted to you"

Red Widow: "Your welcome Gus, I take it you have our weed and cash?"

Gus: "Yes I do, here" as he said that he gave us each a briefcase and a Mason jar full of weed

Me: As I opened the Mason jar scents assaulted my nostrils of smells of the good kush "Northern lights!" I exclaimed

Red Widow: "Thanks Gus" She said as she checked the cash

Me: "Hey babe wanna come with me so go give my child support to all my babymamas?" I said sounding super cool

Red Widow: "Babymamas? More than one woman wanted, that" she said pointing out my super hot bod "I don't believe you"

Me: "Hey now mama seein is belevin and trust me you wanna see this" I said signaling to my hot bod

Red Widow: "whatever I'll meet your babymamas"

Afterwards we had both gotten to my super cool secret warehouse where I told my babymamas to meet me at. Thier names are Sally, Audrey, and Brittany

Sally: "There you finally fucking are you deadbeat you know you owe me 3 months in payment you troglodyte"

Me: "Whoa whoa honey calm your tits honey" I said as I handed her 30,000 dollars and she left swiftly

Now before I continue I must admit my other two sexylicous BM aren't exactly normal. Audrey is a half ginger bat, half human I created in a Lab, and Brittany is a cold hard bitch I met in my gap year in Transylvania

Audrey: "Loud chittering"

Me: "OK Ok here's the money I owe for little Nosferatu" I said as I gave her 200 dollars

Audrey: "Angry Chittering" she chittered as she flapped away and I wondered what I ever did to let that sweet peice of half bat half human ass slip away from me

Red Widow: "What did she say at the end?"

Me: "Ah something about how our kid isn't named Nosferatu or something I don't know I was too busy watching that furry ass

Red Widow: "Fucking wierdo"

Me: "What?"

Red Widow: "Nothing"

Brittany: "Um hello? I need the money for Nosferatu?" She said in that sexy transylvanian accent I fell in love with. It sounded like a hotter Adam Sandler from hotel transylvania and I didn't even know his voice could get hotter

Me: "Yeah my little vampy poo" I said as I gave her her money and let her slap me in the face and fly away knowing that she knew she still wanted me

Red Widow: "Well that was eventful. Anyway bit I need to get to school in the morning so I'll get going back home"

Me: "Well I could drive you home in my super cool car"

Red Widow: "No thanks man I'll just get an Uber"

Me: "Are you sure? I could take you to my place and show you my digimon collection and then take you to school"

Red Widow: "No man I don't wanna go to your place and I have a friend take me to school in the morning anyways"

As she said that her Uber finally arrived and she got in without saying a word to me I didn't freak though cause I knew she was just playing hard to get and totally wanted me. And as I got in my car with my raging boner cause I thought about my connick too hard I knew everything was gonna be alright.