JUST SO YOU KNOW, IF YOU DONT WANT TO READ ABOUT A GIANT SENTIENT PENIS THEN U SHOULD SKIP THIS CHAPTER
As I made my way back to my secret base at 200 N Royal St, Mobile, AL 36602 I couldn't help but feel like I was being watched by someone as I made it to my warehouse I hear glass crashing on the other side of the building scared I piss and shit my pants as a defense mechanism and totally on porpoise finally making it inside I hear rummaging through my sex cave (bedroom)
"MY BAD DRAGON COLLECTION" I cry fearful that my only possessions I hold dear could be taken from me THUMP THUMP THUMP can he heard as I make a mad dash to my 𝔖𝔢𝔵 ℭ𝔞𝔳𝔢
CRASH CRASH I hear as lighting strikes right outside my 𝔖𝔢𝔵 ℭ𝔞𝔳𝔢 and the room is illuminated revealing a large hunky sexy shadow AS IT IS REVEALED THAT IT IS THE BATHTU- oh wait nevermind it's connick
Daddy: Why haven't you written about me recently kitten
He said flexing is impossibly large muscles and opening the floodgates on his cumgutters (real thing look it up)
Me: I'm ssss-oo-sorry papa
I said my cock so girthy and throbbing it would put hormel himself in shame, precum driping like the hoover dam
Shmoopsy poo: come here baby and sit on my lap
he said his weiner so erect it was breaking through my metal roof his dick so large it had gained conscious
Connicks Cock: yeah honey come sit next to me
As I sit down connicks dick throbs so hard the Shockwave knocks me down and I have to get up again and sit on his lap
Honeysuckle: how's about you and me do some buttstuff
Me: o-o-o-ok pop pop let me get my dick pu-
Big papa: no need boy it'll be your grand canyon being made grander tonight
As he said that his arms elongated in such a way so he could put my little pinhole on his red rocket and slammed so hard I got transported to another dimension
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Mysterious Serial killer x Joe Connick
HumorStory of A Heavily Sexual encounter of a Mysterious small town serial killer and a highschool Coach/teacher/administrator at Baker high
