Me: I was driving my super cool vintage Toyota when running on the side of the road I saw my next accomplice Red Widow she was a beautiful athletic woman hair the most beautiful reddish brown you would ever see and the cutest freckles . I picked her up in my car can while practicing save driving by keeping my both hands on the wheel I grew a third arm out of my chest and rolled 2 fat doobies and gave one to her and grew a 4th arm out my tummy to light her doobie and mine at the same time.
Red Widow: Hello you must be Mysterious Killer the killer who kills Mysteriously.
Me: Yes I am I like to kill and shag Mysteriously
Red Widow: I would like to team up like Kick-ass and Red-Mist but like the movie ones not the comic cause the comic is kinda fucking depressing and fucked up man
Me: I totally agree man I loved the movie tho cause it had the cage in it
Red Widow: We meet tonight at your secret warehouse downtown for a job be there at 12 am sharp
I had dropped her off at her house feeling guilty thinking about her that way because it made me feel like I was cheating on my Snookie poo connick but I just couldn't help it
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Mysterious Serial killer x Joe Connick
HumorStory of A Heavily Sexual encounter of a Mysterious small town serial killer and a highschool Coach/teacher/administrator at Baker high
