Mysterious Serial killer x Joe Connick

Part 12: Semidarkness

As I stood in the semidarkness of the coniferous forest my skin glistening like white sapphire, Red Widow looking at me like how a necrophile looks at a corpse our eyes interlock like a pintle and a gudgeon creating a hinge of love we engage into each other as SHE FUCKING STABS ME IN MY ABDOMEN

(RING RING RING)

As I wake up to my alarm confused yet slightly aroused

Me: man that's the third time this week I've had that dream, hot

I get up as I spray myself with axe spray instead of a shower cause showers are my kryptonite and my man musk brings in all the ladies

I get ready to go to school late at 8 cause I'm too cool for school I eat 17 twinkies and don't brush my teeth cause that's for losers I hop in my jet black Lamborghini and ride to school from my warehouse in downtown mobile taking the bayway going 150 the entire way because I'm cool as I park in the visitors parking cause I won't comply with the man and buy a parking pass

I walk into my second block as someone exclaims "what is that smell" after I sit down I immediately raise my hand to ask to go to the nurse

Teacher: you don't look sick?

As she says that I shove a pencil down my throat and immediately vomit everywhere covering every single surface in the room

Teacher: get the fuck out

I walk out of the room swaggily giving my number to a girl on the way out, atleast I think it was a girl they were covered by an inch of puke

Getting back into my car I light a fat blunt and hop into my Lambo driving away as I listen to pink triangle by weezer thinking about how I'm literally Rivers Cuomo because everywoman I want to bone is gay and I have a wierd obsession with saying the nword and preying on asian women