Mysterious Serial killer x Joe Connick

Part 11: The Coal Mines

I had to go pick my sister up from the coal mines she started working there a few weeks back when she turned 7 I remember it fondly it's where I worked until I got into highschool and where Red Widow and her sister Green recluse met me

After dropping off my sister back at home I decided to go pick Red Widow up from track practice where I saw her talking to another guy. I drove up and got out of the car to talk to them

Me: Hey Red who's this?

Red Widow: what the hell are you doing here mk?

Me: I thought I could pick you up in my super sweet supra

Red Widow: that's a camry with spray painted cardboard on it

Me: that's not important babe now who is this?

Red Widow: this is Romeo he's my friend who drives me to and from school

Me: He looks gay and so does his gay looking car

Gay Chode: it's the exact same car as yours man

Me: what ever chode anyways babe are you coming with me or are you going in the fag machine

Red Widow: first of all don't call him a chode and second of all don't call me babe you fag

As she said that she kicked me in the balls and as I fell to the ground she spat in my face and afterwords the fat gay chode ran me over with his gay car but I know she wanted me and that he was just jealous of how much she wanted me and how cool my car was and as I was bleeding out on the pavement I uddered one more katatke and passed out