Mysterious Serial killer x Joe Connick

Part 15: The Diddy Parties

When I was a wee laddie I loved to frequent parties the most joyous parties I attended was the Diddy Parties where I met my second one true love Hal Jordan

Picture me 14 a fresh derry boy getting out of an Uber at Diddys Diddydome™ skipping along to diddys diddyroom I see him talking to my granpy Epstein, my shugabear Hal Jordan

I skip over to him as granpy Epstein walks away

Mk: h-h-hewwo mister

Hal: Why hello there sonny you know you look like you like icecream what's we say we blow this popsicle stand

Mk: sure

We get into his Mintmobile and drive back to mobile a whole 36 hours straight to the marble slab creamery

We enter the icecream shop I of course get the best flavor rocky road he gets superman 😉 and we sit down as we consumed our frosty confections

Hal: so do you have anyone who would miss you I'd you disappeared today?

Mk: idk man I guess my momma but she's gone away on a business trip for a month

Hal: hehahehe cool so would you like to come with me to a abandoned dirt quarry to have a bonding moment away from any surveillance

Mk: like a father son bonding exercise?

Hal: sure whatever gets you in the trunk of my car

Mk: YAY IVE NEVER HAD A DAD

We drive to an abandoned dirt quarry where he pulls out freebase cocaine and 3 pabst blue ribbons

Hal: here smoke this then drink one of these

After I did freebase cocaine (in minecraft) I shotgunned the pabst as you do

Hal:hehahehe HAHAHAHEAHAH Hey Mk come look at thing over here that's super cool

Mk: OK where?

Hal:just in that direction for the next few moments

After that I hear the slide being pulled back on a berreta before I hear a sniper rifle being fired from a mile away

I turn around to see my baby on the ground dead from a gun wound to the head holding the two badass pistols from black lagoon

Mk: NOOOOOOOO

I drop to my knees clutching the body of my otp feeling his badass muscles I look to see where the sniper is from and I see nothing distraught I head home to initiate plan b spank the monkey

This chapter is over now but stay tuned find out who the sniper is next time is it? Was it Red Widow? Old man Wickles? B C? Find out next time on Mysterious Killer x connick